Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right.

FL Man In DC
Joined March 2009
Ryan S. Powers retweeted
#BREAKING: D.C. Police are asking for the public's help to identify a preschool-aged girl who was found early Tuesday morning on a street in northwest Washington. STORY: tinyurl.com/2afa2jle
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I’m sorry, what? Did @AshleyMoodyFL pay her to say this?
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Ryan S. Powers retweeted
It's easier to find a bball court in NYC than a public bathroom. A populist mayor should know these things.
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
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Starting to think @CMRobertWhiteDC is playing a prank on us now…
Every year, thousands of DC residents lose their homes over unpaid rent. Most owe less than $5,000. Going to court is stressful for tenants, expensive for landlords, and slows down the system. We need a better way to resolve rent issues. 🧵⬇️
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Totally normal thing to do in a functional democracy 🙄
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Fun thing about 2026 is you can blackout for 48 hours from flu and when you come to, the Cheesecake Factory is a trending political topic. I think I choose more flu.
Yeah not to lib out too hard but the Cheesecake Factory line works w/ people who like the restaurant but do not want the White House to look like one
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Weird how he leaves out the headline here:
Stop lying Ari, for once in your life, stop lying.
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House Speaker Mike Johnson says he has spoken over the weekend to President Donald Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who told him the US is planning trilateral negotiations over Ukraine bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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The Internet Archive organization launches a free digital archive of websites for the general public called “The Wayback Machine.”
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Welcome back to "Halloweentown!" The fifth installment of the beloved movie is in the early stages of script development.
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You think that’s bad, you should see what the @councilofdc did with public campaign financing.
Enjoying the mini-uprising against a foie gras ban in DC, based partly on annoyance that in a city with many big problems, it’d devote resources to Pâté Patrol. Yer telling me when gov’t gets expansive & involved in stupid side quests, it ill serves citizens in its core duties?
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Which is funny because I’m old enough to remember David Jolly voting to sue Obama for overreaching on executive powers.
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RT @ScottTaylorTV: BREAKING: WASHINGTON, D.C. PRESCHOOL DIRECTOR AGREES TO PLEAD GUILTY TO ATTEMPTED RECEIPT OF CHILD PORN IN FEDERAL CASE.…
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Appreciate the pun 😂
I posted about foie gras a couple times and now the algorithm is force feeding me more arguments
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Saints fans too busy at the bars for sightseeing...
We made it to the Eiffel. Tons of people. No signs of danger. Sun came out just in time. Steelers fans heavily outnumbering Saints fans
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Happy 25th birthday to the @Apple iPod!
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The Irish Republican Army (IRA) begins disarming, effectively ending a decades-long conflict in Northern Ireland.
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