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NZ-based strategy training and consulting. Opinions not my own.

Joined January 2010
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David Seymour has never actually worked a proper job. He doesn't know what it's like.
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Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live. Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing. Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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you could’ve just told us
The size of a toucan's beak compared to the rest of it's skull
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Overseas NZers to those left still hoping that the country will wake up.
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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"Special votes will have a greatly diminished effect compared to previous elections" is really saying the quiet bit aloud
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That Opportunity Meter that One News is showing is the most hilariously pointless graphic ever, made even funnier by the guy saying, "Of course, we know this, because we've been watching the results all afternoon, but this is a good way of showing that."
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It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Looks like a real big drop until you see it in context of the last year.
Elections have consequences
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We've normalized this.
⚠️🇵🇸 #CISJORDANIE : Deux fillettes palestiniennes, munies de leurs sacs à dos, ont été renversées par des colons israéliens alors qu’elles se rendaient à l’école.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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كسمك.
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Halalmark
they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Haley Stevens:
NEW: Abdul El-Sayed raised *$2.4 million* on Sunday — shattering the campaign’s single day fundraising record. Average contribution of $36.74 from more than 65,000 donors, per campaign.
 29,602 people donated for the first time.
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"Chloe Zorberk isn't gonna with those big chewy pretzels... five dollars?! get outta here"
Don’t leave election result to chance. Make sure National is the largest party.
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Hey so this is crazy
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TATUUUUUUUM!!!!!
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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An absolute classic 🤣🤣
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I FEEL SICK I'M GOING TO THROW UP
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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