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2026 Ryan

@Ryweee

been had that ..,

Joined February 2012
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 1
What if I slapped my big fat belly 1 million times. Would that help?
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Cman@Cman0wwAug 25
Replying to @TCorbettDillon
@TCorbettDillon
Image from Cman (@Cman0ww)
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trap dad
@dude_gangJul 19
taking a step back piss and draining it
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Sox fans: Southside is for the real fans! I hate those bandwagons up North! Mune is the best player in the city! Cubs fans: The Sox are poverty! Little brother can’t even sellout their ballpark! PCA runs this town! Meanwhile at the All-Star Break:
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Uzo Njoku
@uzoartJul 14
There’s a video of British school boys trying American bbq and they almost started crying
iggie (@iggie404) profile pictureiggie@iggie404Jul 13
a lot of "British food bad" boils down to classism
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gothmilk
@GothMilk333Jul 4
mexican cuisine is unremarkable. endless variations of the same five ingredients, just different consistencies with new names.
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.@mrw1sconsinJun 22
The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.
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Grace
@gracecamille_Jun 30
how girls are dressing this summer
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@retropolisartJun 29
James Gandolfini and his son Michael (1999).
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Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service
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krus🪖
@krus_chikiJun 29
i’m a security guard at a waterpark and this is my HK 416
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Joe
@JoePostinggJun 22
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
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Top 5 uses of songs in movies 1. Reservoir Dogs- Stuck in the middle with you 2. The Departed- Shipping up to Boston 3. Goodfellas- Layla 4. Forrest Gump- All Along the Watchtower while he’s in Vietnam 5. Dazed and Confused- Sweet Emotion
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ally
@missmaynMay 3
boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.
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chloe@yandhiisntrealMay 1
yo but if there's a son of baconator that means... the baconator... my man 😂🤝
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no smokes no entry flash no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck
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@remarksApr 30
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US releases high quality footage of White House Correspondents Dinner shooting. This is not AI generated.
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turd@goonageddonMay 1
my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers
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🀄γakub🀄@AwkCraftyApr 22
Replying to @GarlicCorgi
The woke mob feared what ratatouille for the ps2 would do for the average American man
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Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people
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please don’t compare your fitness journey to these people online they be 5’6 in person
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