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Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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我他妈22岁才第一次真正把手伸进裤子里撸,之前全是遗精,根本不知道射精是啥感觉。国庆假期第一次正式打飞机,直接射得跟喷泉一样,精液冲出来的时候爽得我整个人都在抖,鸡巴硬得发疼,射完之后脑子一片空白,那种从根部一直冲到头顶的快感以前从来没体会过。从那天开始我彻底上瘾了,连续7天每天都要撸,一天不撸鸡巴就胀得难受。现在一摸就硬,撸几下就能射,射的时候还是那种喷出来的感觉,精液一股一股往外冲,射完之后还想再来一次。之前那些遗精根本不算数,只有自己亲手撸出来的才叫真正射精。谁他妈说手淫会上瘾的,现在我算是彻底明白了,这玩意儿一旦开了头就停不下来
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"Cliches are boring"
Me when the anime starts playing the opening in the background during an epic moment:







































