@SAFCPaddy

Tortured poet

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Joined July 2022
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Who’s the best player you’ve seen live? Jocelin Ta Bi mate👍
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Very attacking, hopefully a fun game if nothing else
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFC5h
RLB’s XI to take on Brentford! 👊 #CarabaoCup
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Get it? Because he’s bad at football😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Sidemen
@SidemenOct 26
Your 2026 Ballon d’Or winner!! #ballondor
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Are we clear?
Paddy@SAFCPaddyJul 18
New chant idea for if we play a team in Poland away in the Europa league: I took Ellborg to Poland
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When we finish 18th but that city points deduction hits on the last day
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There’s not even a joke. He just says “I say edgy things” and the morons in the crowd lap it up
Jimmy Carr
@jimmycarrOct 19
"Thoughts on the Shane Gillis monologue?!" Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, Killing Jokes, starts with dates across the UK & USA in 2027. Sign up to the mailing list for exclusive access to the presale on Wednesday 21st October: jimmycarr.com/join-mailing-l…
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Sunderland 20th in the prem:
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‘Hume’ ‘Alderete’ and ‘Danso’ play for my football club
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Obviously RLB knows more than anyone on here about football, so what does he see in Hume to shoehorn him into every single starting 11 despite him not having a single good game yet
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We’re either gonna win or lose with that team, maybe a draw
Sunderland AFC
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RLB’s XI to take on Bournemouth! 🩷👊 #BOUSUN
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They ruined this show by handpicking the most openly political characters to cause arguments rather than just have random people argue over the dishes
Big Brother UK
@bbukOct 16
Harry's political views cause a debate in the House #BBUK
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Ahoka is the best player I’ve ever seen
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Paddy retweeted
Reevie
@reevieratOct 15
This video frying me
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I know it’s normal to complain about refs but this genuinely feels like we are playing a rigged game it’s a disgrace
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Fuck off
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So we’re just disallowing goals for no reason now? Sound
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From a stinker in on his debut in league one to captaining our first away European game in 53 years. Club legend
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCOct 15
RLB’s Europa League Sunderland! 👊 #UEL
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RLB’s Europa League Sunderland! 👊 #UEL
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Replying to @ethncrsn
Where were you then?
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“I have no idea why she left me”
Simon Rutland@Simon_E_RutlandOct 13
Replying to @CllrChrisEynon
Driving down from the Hylton Road exit for the Hospital this evening at around 5.30pm, i counted 56 black and brown people before i turned into Dundas Street. There was another 6 on Roker Avenue, and that was only half way down. Just what are we doing here ?
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