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Joined January 2018
i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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@KateGoodlandx stop breaking phones with ur big ass ! Xx
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2nd funniest football scandal of the year. narrowly misses out on top spot to Jorginho vs Chappel Roan
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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Dear H, Where on earth do I begin? I am speechless. I have tears rolling down my face. Tonight, it was the most stressed I’ve been in my life. The most nervous. You are someone who has inspired me, 2nd only after Pep Guardiola. To see you go up against PR trains for this award, it made me nervous. Winning this award was more than just football, but it was about integrity. You’re a record breaker, H. Nobody else deserved it but you. All the haters, the doubters. They were waiting to see Mbappe or Yamal be pulled out of that envelope. They tuned into the ceremony to see your downfall. But they didn’t. Justice prevailed. You have been constantly doubted your entire life. You have constantly shut up the noise, and responded. You have had people constantly undermine your brilliance. What are they going to say now? I remember you and your multiple failed loans at Tottenham. Most people, they would have gave up. Nobody would have thought you would get where you were today. But deep down, you did. You didn’t accept defeat. You kept working, and got your chance. Tim Sherwood, thank you. Thank you for being the one to give Kane a look in, allowing him to develop. Mauricio Pochettino, thank you. Thank you for transforming Tottenham into a club that is amongst the elites at the time, allowing Kane to keep developing, and playing good football. Jose Mourinho, thank you. Thank you for developing Harry Kane into this all round monster player, acknowledging his playmaking ability. Thomas Tuchel, thank you. Thank you for being the coach to bring him to Bayern, and to give him the platform to show off his superiority. And finally, Vincent Kompany, thank you. Thank you for being the coach that helped him get this award. People doubted you, going from Burnley to Bayern. I didn’t. And neither did H. Let H be an example to young footballers. You don’t need to be a wonderkid at 18. You can work your way up. You can get over doubt. Thank you H, You changed my life.
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Joelinton, meio-campista do Newcastle, postou um story de apoio a Lula no Instagram. Trecho do post: “Eu sou nordestino e tenho orgulho disso. Dizem que o nordeste “não sabe votar” como se pobreza, desigualdade e falta de oportunidades fossem culpas das nossas escolhas…”
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Also haven’t been to Newcastle Arena in a long old time but, when did £9.50 for a pint become acceptable? There’s always going to be a bit of price gouging and it’s a captive audience, I get that, but that’s excessive. Touching £10 for a Moretti? In the North East?
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NO ME LO PUEDO CREER. LO HA HECHO x10
Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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There's a guy on TikTok who's taking Harman Singh Kapoor's videos and putting his own voice-over on them. Kapoor is absolutely fuming and has threatened to sue him if he doesn't stop. But the guy is trolling him in the Dms and he hasn't clocked because he's thick.
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Cadê os seus poderes Flavinho??
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Replying to @rickazzevedo
Volta aqui quando perder.
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Lula ganhou as eleições. cnnbrasil.com.br/eleicoes/lula-…
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Both saying yes to Roy Keane but no to Fabregas and Eddie Howe is exactly the reason they are where they are and it’s beautiful
Scholes & Butt say YES or NO to potential next Manchester United manager to replace Michael Carrick… 😱
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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i hate gay halloween wdym ure perry the platypus x dr doofenshmirtz mpreg yaoi
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA @neymarjr
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*LULA WINS BRAZIL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, DATAFOLHA PROJECTS
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E quando o lula ganhar vai ter esse som
o som que hj tá tendo
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All you fucking people do is lie and cry about everything and molest children.
insane man… the world just watched an election be stolen in real time.
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