This guy just said the quiet part out loud. He doesn't care about MLS, attend matches, understand supporter culture, and strictly milks MLS content for views and subs. Every third post is him bragging about how many subscribers he has. I don't know how people fall for it.

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Casual Thursday · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:31 AM UTC

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Casual Thursday@CasualThursday8h

Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.

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Patches · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:20 PM UTC

Patches@SCpatches9h

Any Arsenal fans 👀

CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️

@CBSSportsGolazo10h

FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤

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5'8™🍏 · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:45 PM UTC

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5'8™🍏@8VIKTERS28Oct 26

“their loss” but they’re doing fine without me and i’m the one up at 3am rethinking about everything.

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Bobby Howard · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:12 PM UTC

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Bobby Howard@BobbyHowardOK15h

Maryland Football

@TerpsFootball18h

Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!

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rei 🍹 · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:42 PM UTC

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rei 🍹@chemdawgrei18h

literally this lol – at Los Angeles, CA

Nicolas Gonzalez@NicoSGonzalezOct 27

Oh look the LA Times Best 101 restaurants list is out for the year and guess which stretch has an overwhelming majority of the picks again

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Disappear · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:04 AM UTC

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Disappear

@disappear30Oct 26

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selfpaglu. · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:04 PM UTC

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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26

HAVE?? YOU?? EVER?? STOPPED?? TEXTING?? SOMEONE?? COZ?? IT?? FELT?? LIKE?? YOU?? WERE?? FORCING?? THEM??? TO??? TALK???

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🎃 · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:22 PM UTC

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🎃@Babay_hu_yaarOct 26

How it feels to talk about how I feel

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selfpaglu. · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:49 AM UTC

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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26

do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up

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Aloinky🎀🎃 · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:21 PM UTC

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Aloinky🎀🎃@alo_inkyOct 26

Blocking someone because they make you feel uncomfortable is a valid decision and requires no explanation. But if that person tries to force contact by creating fake accounts to continue stalking you after you have blocked them, that is harassment.

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Patches · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:27 AM UTC

Patches@SCpatchesOct 27

Chat are we back

Dallas Cowboys

@dallascowboysOct 27

PHILLIN’ GOOD 🤠 #DALvsPHI | @WinStarWorld

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Turcid · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:29 PM UTC

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Turcid@_turcidOct 26

I do not care how cringe people think this is, They are right. The internet used to be fun and it belonged to all of us. And it still can be if we fight for it.

Firefox

@firefoxOct 25

How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3