South Carolina, USA
Joined May 2009
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When you hear other people are getting their #StimulusChecks and want yours too #HappyGilmore
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Mizzou plays “Won’t Back Down” up 35 in the 4th and puts Florida fans on the Jumbotron. 💀
College football is the BEST.
Quick Recap of Tosti Caddy Situation
-Tosti meets caddy via Instagram DM
-Tosti shows up late
-Tosti tells caddy “I’m pretty easy going”
-Tosti DOESN’T tip or pay him anything
-Tosti asks for name plate from bib, folds it up and walks away
And we thought Kuchar was bad
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Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.
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Mizzou has spent more time as AP #1 than every Big 12 school COMBINED since 1991.
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No way I just heard a "just trying me hardest" on that Tommy Fleetwood tee shot @PFTCommenter 🤣
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Factoring in seeding and upsets, I think Mizzou is the most cursed NCAA tourney team of all time. 29 trips to the NCAA tourney with no final fours. (Only BYU and Xavier have more trips without a final four run. Tennessee is fourth on list.)
The NFL NEEDS a European-style relegation system. Imagine the Browns fighting to stay in the league instead of tanking for a better draft pick?! Instead of playing spoiler, they’d be trying to avoid the UFL. Would make every game mean more. Rewarding failure? Feels broken. 🤮
