gynosomatic koinobiont

Joined June 2015
imagining shearing my shit off into the sinnead o connor special and i just got the noggin shape of a pelican spider
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when i have my hands under my hair and feel out my inion at the back of my head i feel like i look like this
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they stole my entire fortune and castrated me
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ケラの幼虫、犬っぽすぎてかわいい。 ダックスフントみたいな顔をしている。
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やすんでる! かわいい〜!
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froim hogs 🐷to hog riches🐷
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Dissected Apatoraptor, caenagnathid Oviraptorosauria. This is drawn in colored pencils. #paleoart #dinosaurart
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Bom dia. Um tucano me acordou hoje batendo na minha janela.
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at shorty crib , she got baddies playing on the wall with a projector . It smell like pitbulls & backwoods #ThisIsHell #lowBrightnessTweet
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When you see a Hi Sandy it is a reminder to change your smoke alarm batteries.
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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今日も一日,お疲れ様
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Jumping spiders actually fall asleep, even entering a REM-like state in which they may be dreaming. Learn more: scim.ag/3W9Vk0h
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ノーコンティニュークリアかつロースコアアタック成功 これ以下のスコアはもう出せないはず…ラスボス戦でしょっぱいミスしたけど残機潰しの機会を得たと思えばOKかもしれない #DEVIL_BLADE_REBOOT
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#シリーズ蜂の卵 第5回はキイロスズメバチ スズメバチ科スズメバチ亜科の真社会性狩りバチ。 木の皮などを使って巣を作るが意外と脆い。 育房の内壁の、巣板の中心側に産卵する。 初期巣は半閉鎖空間に作られ、手狭になると引越しする。 これは引越し直後で外被はまだ完成していない。
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'Hoshi Wo Miru Hito' released on this day in 1987. Perhaps the most infamous RPG of the Famicom era, and renowned as "Densetsu no Kusoge" ("Legendary Shit Game") in its native Japan. Travel through walls, over oceans, and eventually into space in this utterly lawless adventure.
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「サバラ!」
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