Just because I'm your stage manager doesn't mean I should plan the day off hang out. But if you can't get it together, I WILL #smproblems
"We have Wednesday matinees?! Since WHEN?!?!" Since the show calendar on day one. "I was supposed to READ THAT?!?" #smproblems #yesyouwere
How many pit players can we lose before sitzprobe? #smproblems #sixandcounting
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Just now clearing my head from a weekend of shows and hyper PRIDE-filled actors. So for Freddie, the show must go on #lovesolutions
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Sending out that first email to cast and team, feeling like the MC in Cabaret #smproblems #willkommenbienvenuewelcome #illbeyourSMtonight
My friend takes a day to pack for an overnight. I can pack up my whole life in three hours. I can't tell who's the weird one #smproblems
Director: "but what if we had a live cat to interact with?" and everyone else nodded along (!!!) #smproblems #nopleaseno #catshateblocking
I hilariously live tweet the Tonys on my own personal twitter, so I have no more snark left for y'all #anonproblems
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That moment when you don't want to give up your funemployment to send out the first rehearsal email #smproblems #sigh
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The Starbucks cashier can now tell how bad my day will be by my order #smproblems #NoWeCannotDoThatManyEspressoShots
Next year, no awards will be presented during the broadcast, it will just be celebs singing themed pop songs for 3hrs #tonyproblems #ffs
Shelves and tables. How do you not have shelves and tables backstage. No one thought about this when you saw the 4pg prop list? #smproblems
In other news, what does it take to get an answer to the report around here? #smproblems #sendingoutsemaphoresnext
Just because we gave you a knife does not mean you can STAB the WALL and claim NO BIGGIE because it's not another actor! #smproblems
Carpenters come in to fix some platforms and the whole SM team turns into Tina Belcher #smproblems #buttsbuttsbutts
I will move my table set up if you just tell me before you put the ladder over my head and start hauling up pipe #smproblems #iamtoosquishy
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Someone needs to tell producers that a random Sun mat start time is a great way to get mega late actors #smproblems #threethirtyseriously
