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Robbie Knox bought me a pint in 2025, bought him one back in 2026. Now we're even.

Joined February 2009
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Two things that I really want: 1. Not to be fat. 2. Food. – at Boston, England
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This is really good. What a good read. Well done @midnite 😂👏🏻
Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️ We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored. Here’s what the leagues would look like… A Thread 🧵👇🏼
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That out of touch it must be click bait...
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Well what a night that was! Due to compliance, ITV have had to edit last nights eviction... But don't worry, we have the original! Rewatch the moment Johanne is evicted from the Big Brother house! #BBUK 💬 Join the conversation: discord.gg/bbuk
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Pauline .... what a horrid , cocky , arrogant twat !!! Get rid !!!! #bbuk
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ARE WALKERS CHEESE AND ONION CRISPS ORGANIC PAULINE?????????? #BigBrother #BigBrotherUK #BBUK
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Lynx calling Jedward (who are fucking weird btw) weird is mental when blokes are paying him to chew his toes #BigBrother #BigBrotherUK #BBUK
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Everyone moaning about Jedward going into Big Brother aren't fucking moaning now are they hahahahhaa #BigBrother #BigBrotherUK #BBUK
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Replying to @instagram
@instagram how can you let profiles be created pretending to be someone else and use pictures of their kids on it? Reported and blocked can you please delete. I thought that’s what the verified tick is for!?!?!?
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😂😂😂😂😂 @popsss123: "I feel like I’m more excited to see @RobbieKnox on stage than actually see The Streets!" @JaacksHappyHour @Jaack @Stevie11White @AlfieIndra 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"Who's the goat, Messi or Ronaldo?" Now I just think they're both cunts.
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So what about Messi standing on djed Spence food then ya cheating corrupt @FIFAcom ya cunts
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IN A BIT ENZO YA BEAVER FACED ARGIE CUNT.
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I've just realised I've been saying this kid's name wrong all my life.
🤖 Made with AI
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*Pharell Williams on the screen* "I believe that's A.K.A Rocky" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My cat, Frank, when I pretend I've got food to get him to come to me and he realises he's been tricked.
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I just wanna see Djed Spence with a cigar next to the World Cup trophy.
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This is it, this is everything.
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🎙️Have you seen anything like Erling Haaland’s finishing? 🗣️ Djed Spence: “Yeah, Harry Kane.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤍
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Waheyy 😂😂😂😂😂
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