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28yo in the north bay with a full time job and 2 CRTs 🔞 private: lana_backward

she/her fountain of dreams
Joined July 2022
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my melee controllers over the years
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why learn neutral when you can just make sweet love with the top plat until they get bored and jealous
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doubles is the best way to play melee -a peach player
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I don’t have “sex”, i’m too busy going to my local super smash bros tournament every week.
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stoners making out in a closet, call that 420 seconds in heaven
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by age 30 you should have a weird little plushie you go around taking mundane photos of
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i love that we say that we play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, it’s so endearing to me. “no not the new one” “you may have played it as a kid” “we even use old TVs” “do you have a small old TV lying around?”
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new contender for best puffcord message of all time
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y’all will never guess why i’m leaving work early at 2:30 today, my life is a joke sometimes lmao
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how it feels after being coached by @SwizSSBM for the last 2 weeks
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Sometimes u forget to bring a tripod and u gotta improvise
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i don’t let my team go 0-13 (1v5 clutch)
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chainsmoker cat (bonus esnupi)
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heres me and this costume 10 years apart. still think playing super smash brothers melee is ok?
i hate transgender halloween wdym youre event 50 from super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube
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I’m trying to really connect with my doubles partner for melee, really understand how both of us can compete at a higher level, yknow? So yeah, that’s why we’re eating sushi off of each others nude bodies Any other questions?
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i love that there are always the same sports bar regulars at the abbey tavern every tuesday night trying their best to ignore all the gaming going on
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every ssbm bracket my bf makes me watch without fail has some combination of the following
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the guy sitting at the friendlies setup with a big money match sign
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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Once I improve my punish, neutral, mental, and sense of self it's so over for you shitters
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