Beijing Bill

On their wedding night, the young bride told her new husband to give her $20 for their first married lovemaking session. In his highly aroused state, the husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated every time they made love for 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford any incidentals that she wanted. Arriving home around noon one day 4 decades later, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. He explained in a slurred tone that he had been let go due to downsizing and it was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another job that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife opened her bank app on her phone and showed him 40 years of steady deposits totaling approximately $1 million. Then she showed him matching deposits issued by her employer worth another $1 million. She explained that over the past 4 decades that she had ‘charged’ him for sex, these holdings had multiplied, and all the deposits with compound interest were now worth over $20 million and he’d never have to work again! Her drunk husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally blurted out, “Oh honey, if only I’d known what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!” 🤷‍♂️ Sometimes drunken men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut! 🤣

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