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When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.... 11/26/15

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this album means more to me than i could say... happy 35th loveless 💗 my bloody valentine ~ when you sleep
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smoking on that shit that made Luther a burden
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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Pixies have cracked open the vault, releasing four previously unearthed songs from the late ’80s and early ’90s on streaming services for the first time. The collection includes an early version of “Dig for Fire” recorded by Steve Albini, along with “Go Man Go,” “Brackish Boy,” and “Punk Loop.” consequence.net/2026/11/pixi…
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On this day 19 years ago, Angels & Airwaves released I-Empire! 🚀
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No Today was medicine
The Colts are in hell
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We lost a legend in Sir Patrick Stewart on Thursday… In remembrance, we bring back this INCREDIBLE story told by Thomas Lennon (Lieutenant Jim Dangle) in 2024 about the time he had with Sir Patrick on the set of their Paramount+ Super Bowl commercial Just when you think you couldn't love Patrick Stewart more, you see this. The man breathed gravitas but lived for the silliest moments. via @RichEisenShow
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Jets to Brazil "Sweet Avenue," live in Philadelphia, 1998
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A pivotal, fantastic, and often overlooked album in the Cure's catalog pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Wawa door holding is a sign of great respect that we live and die by
Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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Be who you can afford to be.... Great day to get better.... LFG!
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You think another loss in Jacksonville scares me? I survived the Scott Tolzien era.
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Tim retweeted
I’ll text you
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Lot of hot takes regarding Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I know people love being contrarians but what a crazy thing to just be wrong about
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Hey Niners
Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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Colts fans this week:
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Tim retweeted
If the return here feels light for a 3x All-Pro, a few reminders: This is an expiring contract with a $20M+ per year follow-up deal likely in the cards. The Colts clearing $9.7M of cash & cap (which can rollover) is significant for a mid-season trade.
#NFL TRADE #Seahawks Acquire G Quenton Nelson 2026: $9.7M (gtd) #Colts Acquire 2027 3rd-Rd Pick 2028 5th-Rd Pick
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🚨 PHOEBE BRIDGERS PERFORMED ‘LITHIUM’ BY NIRVANA AS THE SURPRISE SONG TONIGHT AT THE LOST TOUR IN SEATTLE!
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