Due to recurring anal fissures associated with Long Covid, I am in a high risk group for contracting HIV when getting my butt took

Found a new Toynbee Tile if you even care

Well put,. sir

Think I'll plan on getting hard for my birthday (just an announcement)

When you go through a big flyover interchange and your route doesn't take you over the highest ramp. Didn't want to have a good view anyway😒

When I first heard about drive by shootings it terrified me because I thought a gang just rode around and would shoot whoever they saw first and clipping kids like us just playing in the yard would probably be a highly prized trophy to them

One of the political ads in heavy rotation here starts off with a woman's blood-curdling scream thanks for that 👍

Moooooommm Glandon won't stop calling things performative

Some shit might have popped off

A Win's A Win

Looks like @mrgracemugabe's Techies are cruising to a 6-0 record 😎

Bubble conscript: I.. I can't go on anymore Sarge. I'm s-scared Palmolive drill sergeant: Get tough on grime right now maggot or you will not survive the Grease Wars

If you get divorced you shouldn't be allowed to date again. That was your chance and you blew it

I see this display in grocery stores a lot. Cheez Its and some kind of weird drink I'm not interested in. Too many warm tones. Gotta mix it up with some cool notes to get me roped in

Don't see the picnic area sign with the leaning tree much anymore

It feels better to hold a wad of cash rather than a few thin bills

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙇𝙞𝙣𝙚 refers to professionals employed in the 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲. It symbolizes a wall of 𝗣𝗩𝗖 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 that protects people from the disgusting underworld of 𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗲𝗰𝗲𝘀.