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jo.xn--6ii Reposting it here cause I don't want to be friends with anyone that exposes minors to adult content.
jo.xn--6ii If you think it's okay to expose minors to the sort of content present in this verse, please softblock me. ASOIAF is NOT for minors.
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She has a box full of ceramic vases and is currently dropping all of them until they're shattered beyond repair.
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And she's even wearing that one golden nightgown he likes...
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Might she interest him in having such a break in their room with his wife?
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"As I have you, darling." She made space on the sofa for him to sit. "I have been in fact doing my very best to stay away from trouble."
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"I'm sorry." She closed her book and then smiled at him. "Hello, my darling."
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Hello, husband.
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"I am still thinking about the or else... So many fun, creative options..." She said in a lazy tone, as if she had not been just seducing the man, stretching her arms above her head like a cat in the sun. "Don't threaten me with violence. It's such a turn off."
the Norse chieftain tilts his head a little out of curiosity before listening to her warning. and she thinks that it's a good idea to say that to ๐’‰๐’Š๐’Ž? he of all people? she should know better โOr else?โž she knows that he'll take it as a challenge...
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"Oh, yes. And you know what else I say to you?" She neared her face to his ear, softly kissing the shell and gently nibbling on the lobe before whispering viciously: "Never again place a sharp weapon that close to my throat or any vital organs."
he narrows his eyes at her for a few seconds before nodding. that's when he takes his axe off of her โGoodโž was all he said before throwing his axe back to the rest of his weapons. then do he turn back to gaze down at her โYou say that to me?โž grin, grin
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She narrowed her eyes at him. "It's the whale's fins, not its skin, and yes we used the whole whale, we're not wasteful." Was her answer as her gaze at him hardened. "I rather like this dress, so you better not ruin it."
no reaction came from the viking until he suddenly hook the curved blade of his axe behind the top of her dress but he didn't do anything ...yet โAn entire whale died for such a small thing? I'm sure that you used ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ of the whale yeah, not just its skin?โž โ†ฃ
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She raised a finger at him with a sharp look. "Don't you dare! A whole whale had to die so that this corset could be made." She warned him, not bothering standing up, and rolling her eyes. Sometimes, she wondered why the world thought men were more qualified to lead.
oh, she shouldn't have said that 'cause now do he want to test it โReally?โž casually do he pick his Dane axe up from the ground before running a finger over the blade while he walk up to her โI think that my chain mail is strongerโž
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"I do. For a multitude of reasons. My favourite is that, should one decide to stab me, it can withstand the average knife and I'll bear nothing more than a bruise." She said softly, eyes following him around the room. "Like armor, but fashionable."
a brow raise ever so softly when she offers herself to him by laying in the sofa like that โI meant back then, not nowโž but who is he to say no such an opportunity? hence why he walk over to the door before closing and locking it โTell me, do you wear such a corsert?โž
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"Well... That can be arranged." Like a lazy cat, she again spread herself over the loveseat, looking up at him as she awaited for a reaction. "Though, I would lock the doors first. My family is incredibly nosey, and there are things I don't wish them to see."
lately has he seen some girls do the same; wearing a dagger under their skirts. don't they know how dangerous that can be for a man? โPretty sure that you were fully naked back thenโž do he honestly look like someone who would allow her to continue wearing something like that?
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She watched him do away with all of that with a raised eyebrow, and when he looked back at her, she decided to tease further, lifting up her skirt to set aside the dagger holstered in the garter on her thigh. At his question, she chuckled. "Corsets are deceitful things. You (+)
she's funny, he'll give her that. when she moves around on his lap do he suddenly widen his hazel brown eyes. at the same time can she also feel something long and hard poking her plump rear ...but no, it's ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ what she thinks โAh ah ahโž suddenly do he wrap one arm โ†ฃ
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She showed him her tongue in a bratty way, moving around on his lap to adjust herself. "It was only a bite. And I don't remember you complaining about my soft edges and large hips and breasts back on that one night."
he don't know, he has something familiar at home so that will do. when she takes a bite of his piece do he just blink before emitting soft laughter. does he mind? nope โIf you eat my pieces too will you grow fatโž two can play that game
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At that, she smiled some bright, breathtaking smile for him, and then chuckled melodiously. "Well, you shall certainly never forget cake." She said before teasingly taking a bite of the piece of cake in his hand before picking a piece of her own.
he watch her sliding it up her arm before smiling at her after she kissed his cheek โYou are precious tooโž when she offers him a piece do he take it from her before taking a bite. it's fresh and soft โMhm, it's good!โž
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