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portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
π₯ Dear Truck Convoyists ππ,
You terrorized the good people of Ottawa for WEEKS, embarrassed our nation internationally, and damaged our economy to the tune of $4 BILLION.
And then when law enforcement eventually clamped down, after letting you run rampage for weeks, you started crying foul.
But here's the thing:
99.999% of Canadians have NEVER been kicked by a police horse, or had their bank account frozen for participating in domestic terrorism activities... π΄
Please don't break the law. π€·π»ββοΈ
It's not that hard.
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
GOAL!!!!!! π»π»ππ»π»π
David Pastrnak with his 2nd of the night.
@NHLBruins 6-0 @nhlpredators
Start the Hatty watch.π©
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
Parents canβt go to work if they canβt find child care. Child care IS infrastructure.
Let's PASS universal child care.
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
Orange on the outside.
Hollow on the inside.
Needs to be thrown out in November.
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
If I #CouldGoBackInTime I'd tell teenage me that "Just one more episode" is a gateway drug to existing exclusively in sweatpants.
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
Iβm starting to think that Trump has used the presidency to enrich himself.
portmanteau jones πππββ¬ retweeted
Air Canada cancels 5 more routes to U.S. destinations for 2027
globalnews.ca/news/12113230/β¦
