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@SaftyInNumbers

Member Of The Resistance 🇺🇸. "Get down on your knees for Umphrey's McGees"😎 Spoonie🥄 No DMs‼️

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Joined April 2014
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August@SaftyInNumbers20 Aug 2014
In loving memory of one of the most raging Umphreaks with all my love. Chris Keefer (aka: ps guy) August 20, 2009
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DB@prolongedexpoOct 31
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
You need to STOP the infighting right now with your own dam party! With this corruption & sick GOP administration you need to support Abdul. It's dispicable & toxic for our democratic party!
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@Lewis2020_Oct 29
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
You need to STFU and get off TV.
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Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
Why the fuck do you go on TV to say Abdul has to denounce everything (Without even asking him privately) when YOU cannot even denounce your UGLY RACIST MAGA fiance.
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Paul King@expat_kingy14h
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
Try spending some of the AIPAC money you got to screw over the people of Michigan in favor of your Israeli overlords!!
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Anne@Ann1eBugOct 31
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
What the hell are you doing ? SHAME ON YOU ! Hope the hell you lose your job and NEVER have a voice for anything of importance ever again ! 🤬
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Happy Halloweenie, everyone. 👻
Xmagu (@xmagu37113) profile pictureXmagu
@xmagu37113Oct 30
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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Wait, when the story broke Habba said it was fake news. I guess maybe it was legit.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Republican voters for "failing him" because his rallies have gotten so sparsely attended he's forced to rent out tiny venues so small that every heckler is heard loud and clear by the entire audience and goes immediately viral.
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Unbelievable.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 29
VANCE: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag
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#TeamMocha #DragRaceUK @dragraceukbbc
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Roast masterclass incoming 🔥 Michelle de Swarte joins the panel tonight! 😍 BRAND NEW #DragRaceUK starts NOW on iPlayer Twelve fierce queens, 10 weeks and one crown. Guided by the legendary RuPaul, who will be crowned the UK’s Next Drag Race Superstar? #DragRaceUK
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Incredible
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 30
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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You can’t despise these vile people enough.
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 23
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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Time for another dementia test
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 22
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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@JoJoFromJerzOct 22
Oh this is FUCKING Delicious.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 22
BREAKING: President Trump must sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11, a judge orders. apnews.com/article/trump-bbc…
Judge orders Trump to sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11

Judge orders Trump to sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11

A federal judge has ordered President Donald Trump to sit for a deposition in his $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11. The order Thursday from U.S.

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@JoJoFromJerzOct 22
How long before he starts threatening to strike female reporters?
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 22
Trump snaps at woman reporter: "Get that light out of my face"
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Happy Halloween! Nothing scarier than term limits. 😬🎃 Stick around for a sing-along séance. #Mitchcraft #HalloweenSpecial #Parody
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GOP campaign tour
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@covie_93Oct 23
This man is not well.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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The internet remains undefeated.
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