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Kenzie Cait Fanatic | #LetsGoBuffalo | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | Chappell enthusiast

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Joined November 2022
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Hi . call me Bistitchual . i can knit and crochet !!
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i don’t scroll these days- but here’s what i’m currently doing (also i hit 10k on tiktok today)
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I’m back for one thing- and one thing alone. Stream Back Of My Mind by Kenzie Cait.
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you’re all insufferable jesus fucking christ
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if anyone needs me or wants my presence around still i’ll be on tiktok. Sn0odles Stitches.
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It’s Lake Ontario and it forever will be. Can this man please focus on anything other than trivial bullshit
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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the guy who mows my lawn is always scared of waking me up and i keep tellling him im up at 6 am pretty much every day and i don’t think he believes me because he’s always coming around here around noon going β€œoh i was scared to wake you” brother just mow my lawn
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the rise and fall of a midwest princess, you will always be famous.
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14 games without dan and rayzor...
14 games on national TV this season! πŸ“Ί View the full 2026-27 broadcast schedule β†’ bufsabres.co/4zEa7j7

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the way i actually screamed im logging off
Tim Curry has died at the age of 80, TMZ reports.
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think i might deactivate and vanish into the void
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keep her name out of your mouth
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library was the best contribution to child literacy ever made by a celebrity. Our paths crossed once, in the 90s, backstage at a talk show, and I was completely tongue-tied and starstruck. RIP Dolly. You were a complete, irreplaceable one-off.
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can canada name it lake Canada first ?
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how come if i stay up late enough im hungry but when i wake up im not? huh? someone explain that?
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so my refills were there the entire time and they just overlooked it lmfao always one thing or another with my meds
can my psych please actually give me refills when i go see her jfc why does this keep happening im either shorted meds or not given enough refills between appointments
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Happy birthday to the LGBTQ+ activist and icon, Marsha P. Johnson, who would have turned 81 today.
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