Sam Bautista

Shout out to Jeffrey Simmons’ dentist. He has got the nicest teeth.

Really upset with the lack of Charleston chew distribution this Halloween season.

Congratulations to Milwaukee fans and more importantly congratulations to America for not having to deal with another Dodger’s World Series win.

Hi dodger’s fans! 👋 I understand you’re shocked and probably unfamiliar with anything other than baseball this time of year. This is called the middle of October or, as you also now know it, the end of baseball season.

How’s all the analytics working out for you 🤣🤣 someone wants two years of money spent on this “research” back. Seriously- 27 hours before a game?! I need 27 hours just to acclimate to a 3 hour time difference. 🤣🤣🤣 MLB management level of stupidity #ninergang #49ers

Canada- home of the nicest people but the meanest geese *she says after completing her fastest run because a goose chased her*

I just want to say Gausman and his family were truly kind and generous and everything you would hope they would be. I wish them nothing but the best with the Cubs.

If you guys are at the Blue Jays game today and see Jay’s mom Janice, tell her congratulations on finishing treatment for breast cancer!!

I just saw the potential rotation for the Dodgers. I’m sick. I’m being forced to cheer for the Brewers if we have any hope of defeating evil.

I am so sick of the Dodgers. Someone wake me up after the next lockout ends.

A few years removed and I feel even more certain about this statement after Bux’s injury: someone needs to really look at the front office, training, and strength and conditioning staff of the Twins. Go back and look at all the injuries- ESPECIALLY the pitchers. It’s the twins.

When your friend who grew up in a Utah has to explain what a Mormon trek is and realize religious trauma comes in all flavors 🤣

Adding to JR’s memory bins and I remember walking by other NICU beds seeing the 2 lbs, 3 lbs club and get a pit because JR wasn’t there yet. I would look above his ventilator and picture the signs up there. It helped me not spiral on bad days. If this resonates, you are not alone

I uh, will not shut the hell up. You say this is a house that produces a trans kid like it’s a bad tbing. As long as my kids are kind, happy, healthy, and real warriors, not keyboard warriors like most of y’all, yeah idc transition whatever tf they want.

There’s a grammatical error but you guys get it