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Sam Canty

@SamCanty

My tweets don't work. Nothing works here. I've been here for 7 years. Singer for @treatyoakmusic

 Odessa, Texas
Joined April 2012
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My wife gave away all of our Thanksgiving leftovers to the rest of her family without me knowing, and I can’t even look her in the eye anymore…
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And we’re back Another weekend of shitty Dallas Cowboys football xitter.gq/WhyGarth/status/185070…
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You could be the largest @Academy store in the nation and there would still only be one person working a register.
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All In #DallasCowboys
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When @Zak_Bagans said “We have worked years to build our credibility, our reputation.” in the intro of every Ghost Adventures episode…I felt that
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I will never understand the trucks with Salt Life stickers in Southwest Oklahoma 🥴
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When the one eyed polar bear pops up in true detective: night country
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At this point, I just wish Dak would run the fuckin football himself. I don’t care if he gets injured. We got Rush.
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These refs are fuckin unreal
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Man as much as I used to hate him, I miss Tony Romo😔
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“Now THIS…this is REAL MUSIC!!” *puts on Half On a Sack by Three Six Mafia*
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The days.
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Not even Hard Knocks can make the New York Jets look good.
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I fuckin hate Twitter
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Still waiting on the day that @Whataburger brings back the Chophouse Cheddar Burger to the All Time Favorite menu..😔
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Welp. It’s a fucking Monday alright.
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My wife just called to tell me that she thinks the missing Titanic submarine is a false flag operation used to distract us from some greater government conspiracy and I don’t think I’ll ever love her anymore than I do rn ❤️
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Oklahoma’s version of “Damn that’s spicy 🥵🥵🔥” is putting too much pepper on something.
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I miss the fucking Cowboys dawg 😔
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Slowly finding out that the Dominican Republic is just Florida with somehow less rules
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