Simon over Raya when he conceded something like twice as many goals is CRAZY
UNAI SIMON IS THE 2026 MEN’S GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR! The 2026 World Cup winner 🧤🌎
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With the context that I loved the film: I’d be surprised to see anyone from The Odyssey win an acting award
'The Odyssey' sets final acting categories for Oscar campaign: No Zendaya, Charlize Theron, Lupita Nyong'o, Elliot Page, or Jon Bernthal goldderby.com/film/2026/the-…
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Death to passive voice!!!!
matt predictably sharp on ANT S1 but goddamn is he always funny too
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The Obama “clinging to guns or religion or antipathy towards people who aren’t like them” gaffe was 18 years ago. Immense staying power. Trump says about seven things more offensive than that per day, almost none of them remembered even 20 minutes later
I mean this does sound like bullshit but is it any more bullshitty than other ex politicians getting paid tons of money to sit on boards and speak at corporate dinners? No. No it isn’t
"Jacinda Ardern joins University of Sydney, delivering guest lectures on social cohesion and empathetic leadership."
Pure comedy.
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Elon should absolutely pay to four-wall a 3,000-screen release for this. Audiences will flock to it. It’ll make so much money that Christopher Nolan will be forced to admit his film was woke garbage. Hollywood will never recover and generative AI will replace every major studio.
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine.
Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done!
Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
On an equally fundamental level, we’d take Elon’s concerns about the Russians being killed in this invasion more seriously if he ever, EVER spoke harshly about the one man whose fault it is: Putin. But no. The over the top criticism is always reserved for Ukraine
Elon Musk's statement about needing to have pity for Russian conscripts is the ultimate act of cynicism and hypocrisy.
If Elon wants the war to stop and Russian conscripts not to die, the thing to do is help Ukraine win as quickly as possible, rather than forcing Ukraine to sacrifice itself.
A Ukrainian victory is the only way to save the lives of the Russians Musk sympathizes with so deeply.
Your embarrassing grandpa who spends his days hitting on the staff at his retirement home because in his addled twilight years he has no filter is the US president now
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"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
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Here’s the incomparable Dave Allen discussing how to teach your child the time. It’s one of the most perfectly delivered stand up comedy performances of all time. Absolute genius.
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"My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." -- Dr. Evil
Trump: "My uncle invented radar! Can you believe it?"
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Donald Trump's uncle did not invent radar. The "first practical radar system" was patented by Sir Robert Watson-Watt, who built on the work of others such as Heinrich Hertz and Christian Huelsmeyer.
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NEW: That Starshield that the Musk and the Trump administration throttled for Ukraine? It was paid for by the German government, with some help from other European countries—not the U.S.
My latest.
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"If the media says torturing puppies is bad, the GOP must defend puppy torturers because they can't buckle to the liberals"
It’s weird to say, given MAGA has spent 10 years accepting (often even celebrating) an escalating drumbeat of morally bankrupt behaviour, but I’m genuinely surprised people are defending the Vivek ad. It is so obviously, manifestly beyond the pale
Y’all dug up a woman who hasn’t spoken to her own children in nearly 50 years, because she chose to abandon them to run off with the man who had allegedly RAPED HER 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER when he fled justice, and you got her to call that daughter a liar on camera. I mean come on










































