I’d like to make my return to twitter by sharing that last night I took my heels off at a really nice club in Boston, put them on my hands, and proceeded to dance with them like they were maracas #goodbye
Don’t post on here too often but just needed to let ppl know I had my first McGriddle last night and it was LIFE CHANGING. ty @McDonalds
Don’t understand why it’s so trendy to delete all your Instagram pics... I could never get rid of my horribly edited photos from 2011 im so attached!!
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People are human. The person you hate, or talk about behind their back, *and* the people you love and want the best for, need to be talked to. Face to face. Human connection is important, now more than ever.
I got so drunk yesterday I walked into legal seafoods completely alone, sat at the bar and asked the bartender to "bring me hummus pls" SOS
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With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!
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Wait for the ending xitter.gq/BabyAnimalPics/status/…
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Didn't think I could be anymore disgusted by Tomi Lahren's existence but I just found out she referred to Bill Nye as a "washed up nutcase"
Yasssss muh girls @SharpAttitude xitter.gq/sammy_kayy16/status/85…
V confused why ppl are putting their venmos in their instagram bios... u think im gonna give u money I can barely afford an iced coffee bye









