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I am Sam Jr (Widdle Sammy) the bastard offspring of Samuel_Clemons the ferret and a proud new owner of a GI Joe Hummer on weekends.

Washington DC
Joined December 2010
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“When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.” -Maya Angelou
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The real reason Russia is not seeking a war with Europe is because Putin is a “humanitarian.” 🤡
JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇪🇺 President Putin says Russia is prepared for war with Europe, but is not seeking it.
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
Patrick Stewart's final touching video gushed about love: 'I hope it has brought pleasure and curiousty' trib.al/bBH4Wa0
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
A teenage boy was shot while walking to school this morning in the Bronx. This has to stop. Crime in the Bronx is up more than 40% under Letitia James. I’m reminded of what Migdalia Martinez, a Bronx mother who lost her own son to a stray bullet, told me: “Criminals aren’t afraid of the law anymore.” Let’s change that.
🚨 Teen boy shot in the Bronx, reportedly while walking to school spr.ly/6011BHWyP9 📸 Citizen App
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NEWS: Trump erupted after he learned Alina Habba signed a $50 million deal. He told allies she should donate a portion of that money to his future presidential library or another Trump entity. He also suggested the family should not pay out her contract. nytimes.com/2026/10/29/us/po…
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NEW from me Leaders of the Muslim Unity Center in Bloomfield Township, Michigan, have prayed for Allah to "destroy" the Jews and defended cash payments for the families of dead terrorists. Abdul El-Sayed has a years-long association with MUC. His father is a member who was once identified as an imam there. "Being able to be a part of this community has meant a lot to me," Abdul El-Sayed has said of the mosque freebeacon.com/democrats/may…
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Joel Webbon The man who had sex with a congregant for 10 months Who has subpar training and learns his positions on the fly Wrote this without a whiff of self-awareness It was always about being a fame whore for Joel He has his reward… For now
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I suggest an investigation and jail for Alina Habba or do we no longer prosecute outright criminals?
NEWS: Trump erupted after he learned Alina Habba signed a $50 million deal. He told allies she should donate a portion of that money to his future presidential library or another Trump entity. He also suggested the family should not pay out her contract. nytimes.com/2026/10/29/us/po…
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Suspected foreign interference in Israel's elections, with arrests already reported in an election bribery investigation. Allegations point to funding from Qatar and Turkey, linked to Muslim Brotherhood networks, to boost Arab voter turnout. Qatar, a major backer of the Muslim Brotherhood, is once again under suspicion. What a surprise.
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Eisenkot’s dilemma: 1. His failed “change coalition” will be crushed at a second election if they use the Jihadi-supporting Joint List to “stick it to the right” and temporarily get their Bibi scalp. 2. If he doesn’t, but also doesn’t partake in some form of unity coalition, Netanyahu, from the comfort of the Prime Minister’s chair, will run out the clock and call new elections in May, in which he will do better, since he lost 5% of the right-wing votes to Winter’s and Hendel’s failed start-up parties. Also, events in the region—war with Iran, and perhaps peace with the Saudis—will likely play to Netanyahu’s favour. 3. So the smart play for him is to offer Netanyahu his party in a unity coalition, but he comes with a very weak hand, since he won’t be able to bring the leftists under Golan with him, or Liberman’s party (whose entire career is focused on unseating Netanyahu). And what would be in it for Netanyahu? Netanyahu is aware of points 1 and 2 above. He could simply play out the clock, let the negotiations fail, blame Eisenkot, and come back with the extra few seats he needs in May. Would he betray his reliable hard-right and Haredi allies for what could be a short-term coalition? Unlikely. The problem is that when someone has the choice of who gets to extort them, nobody gets to do it. And that is the definition of power. Optionality. All Eisenkot’s options are bad, all Netanyahu’s are good.
Yair Golan—former IDF deputy chief of staff and leader of the “Democrats”, a hard-left party formed of the cumulative mergers over decades of a series of far-left, even Stalinist groups into Israel’s once-hegemonic Labor Party—wants his erstwhile allies in the failed (for it has indeed failed) “anti-Netanyahu anti-Haredi change coalition”, Eisenkot, Lapid, Bennett and Lieberman, to use these Hamas sympathisers of the Joint List, who here dedicate their results “to Gaza”, to oust the Zionist right and Netanyahu, even as the IDF battles to mop up the remnants of Hamas in Gaza. This eventuality would be Netanyahu’s fever dream—a martyrdom at the hands of a left-Islamist alliance he could paint as traitors—to be followed inevitably by a Jesus-like revival after three months. They failed in their attempt to build a “change coalition” because they didn’t have a positive message. “We hate the Haredi and Netanyahu and we are gonna stick it to ’em” isn’t enough to win a majority. It also won’t be enough to justify to their electorates at the next election—which will be very soon if Yair Golan’s plan wins out—why they allied with actual enemies. This is a choice they actually can’t make anyway, since a number in their 48-ish-sized bloc won’t go along with it. So it’s just moot, and the merely performative act of floating it is damaging to their cause. But amazingly, this man who, but for a speech comparing IDF soldiers to the Third Reich on Memorial Day, would have replaced Eisenkot as IDF chief of staff in 2019, is no great strategic thinker.
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Let’s go after the multi-millionaires is never something you will hear Bernie Sanders say. It’s because he is a multi-millionaire. Will comrade Sanders go after billionaires like Soros? I never hear a word about that.
Angie Nixon is on fire. She pulled off a huge upset in her Florida primary, and she’s going to do it again on Tuesday. Let’s take on Musk and the billionaires. Let’s get out the vote and elect Angie Nixon to the U.S. Senate!
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
Fox is reporting that CBS's Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan was one of those objecting to pursuing the Peltola scandal. Brennan allegedly compared a decoy candidate to voters being confused by different Sununu brothers who have run for office... foxnews.com/media/bari-weiss…
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“I can’t believe there are people out there that think Hamas, the Houthis and Hezbollah are terrorists …” - Frontier Airlines employee Kristy Naime. This warrants an investigation @FlyFrontier
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
תודה לך חמד בן ג'אסם בן ג'בר אאל ת'אני, ראש ממשלת קטאר לשעבר ושר החוץ שלה, על גילוי האכפתיות בנוגע להישגי הרשימות הערביות בבחירות בישראל. אבל למה מחקת את הציוץ???
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An Arab Michigan voter reveals he’s terrified of electing Abdul El-Sayed: “I was born in Iraq, and as a baby, my parents decided to leave the country. The ideology of Abdul El-Sayed scares me in a sense of I’m going to be reliving the life that my parents desperately tried to escape.”
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למה אחמד טיבי ביקר בקטאר 4 ימים לפני הבחירות?
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
Hi Mary Peltola, how come you never criticize Decoy Dan? Because you're a corrupt, Red-Green Alliance politician trying to steal a Senate seat, that's why!
“A guy like Dan Sullivan cannot relate to the lives of a large majority of Alaskans” Alaska deserves a senator who understands our way of life, and will fight on our behalf.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Charles Barkley says LeBron practicing his golf swing during the national anthem was very disrespectful, says we live in the greatest country in the world. Amen.
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NYC's DAs go awkwardly quiet when asked about claims they told staff to downgrade charges against illegal immigrants trib.al/0lBX5rZ
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Sam The Faux Ferret 🇺🇸 retweeted
The Czech Republic has officially criminalized the promotion of communist movements that suppress human rights, placing them on the same legal footing as Nazi movements. The amendment, signed by President Petr Pavel, explicitly targets anyone who establishes, supports or promotes Nazi, communist or other movements seeking to suppress fundamental freedoms or incite racial, ethnic, religious, national or class hatred. Offenders face prison sentences ranging from one to five years, with additional provisions addressing the distribution of extremist propaganda and symbols. The legislation follows decades of debate over the country's communist past. Czechoslovakia endured more than four decades of communist one-party rule, beginning in 1948 and ending with the peaceful Velvet Revolution in 1989. Supporters, including historians from the Institute for the Study of Totalitarian Regimes, argued that communist totalitarianism should be treated as seriously as Nazism under criminal law.
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