Platinum-cert’d songwriter, showbiz marxist, dad. 1/2 of @LivingTombstone w @YoavLandauTweet. Tunes for @HazbinHotel (A24) & #HelluvaBoss! @SamHaft.com➡️Bsky

he/him
Joined June 2009
what a wonderful day online for people to be Normal™️ about cartoons
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As you saw yesterday, we are delighted to announce that we're a part of the most recent @FNFestival drop!! You can play FNAF 1 Song NOW!! HUGE thanks to all of you for expressing interest in making this happen for years as well as @Fortnite for making the dream come true ❤️❤️
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when s1 of Hazbin dropped and I started getting parasocial splash damage I asked her “how do you deal with all this?” and she was like “famously not very well lol” but you’re 100% right she’s tanking a lvl of constant psychic damage that’d instantly atomize a weaker person’s mind
Vivziepop is better than me if I had half the fucking bad faith and hatedom she gets I wouldve been on the news, I wouldve gone on a murdersuicide spree, idk who the fuck her therapist is but she needs to share numbers asap cuz that fucker does miracles.
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she’s honestly one of the toughest ppl I know!
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woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bathroom
I’m at the she/they bathroom
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technically it’s “a bunch of threes”, you just gotta eyeball it
555-555-443-545-664-444-077-555-551-244-455-554-444-443-333-6🦖5-442-222-333-333-333-333-333-333-322-479 is the phone number from the new episodes commercial incase you smooth brains couldn’t memorize it
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if your heart is pure you’ll type in the correct number
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WE DID IT CHAT 🎉🎊🍾🥳🍻😭
Get into the 🎃 Halloweekend Vibes 🎃 with a new playlist created specifically for Fortnitemares 😱
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I was the jingle singers and a couple of the singles (including Fizzarolli Impression Guy)
Replying to @SamHaft
Did you do the vocals on that song? Sounds a lot like you
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Just realized I have written or produced on literally 100% of the songs that have come out so far this season of Helluva Boss??? feeling lots of love and appreciation for spindle’s trust in me :) THANX 🫶
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Fun fact: there was at one point going to be an alternate version of this song with a three minute phone number but I completely forgot to make it
Disclaimer: I.M.P. is in no way affiliated with I.M.P.
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Disclaimer: I.M.P. is in no way affiliated with I.M.P.
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oh yeah my IMMEDIATELY MEET PEOPLE helluva boss song came out!! You can literally watch me make it on camera in this songwriting class I published if you like! :) linked below
gang this is not a leak, I made this song *on camera* in a course that released like two years ago lmao 💀 Viv and Adam Neylan are in it too!
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Sam Haft 🍉 retweeted
spooky🎶💀scary🎵💀skeletons🎶💀
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motherfucker I’m like an hour into Ventus’ campaign in KH:BBS and the last boss I fought was literally a large housecat and now I have to fight *Maleficent*???
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we both got tarot card art (Yoav got a combo of Death & The Fool and I got The Magician) and Yoav also got a Freddy Fazbear! shoutout to Nikki and the team at The Hideaway San Diego
Did anyone figure out what these tattoos were or nah
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Sam Haft 🍉 retweeted
when they ask you what’s wrong
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so odd in birth by sleep how they call the x-blade the “keyblade” aloud, but they just sorta pronounce the word “key” a little spicy
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not enough people. if you’re reading this you should be looping dirty bird.
anybody else just fucking looping dirty bird
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if highly polarized quote tweets of Stolas shaking ass in episode 3 counted for this metric it would be the #1 show of all time
‘HELLUVA BOSS’ is the #5 most watched series on Prime Video Worldwide today. (Source: FlixPatrol)
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