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writing polin fic to kill time

Joined March 2026
This is all I have on epub, but if you want any of them, DM me and I’ll hook you up!
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I grew up on this show. Old episodes had a banner on screen—“keep circulating the tapes.” They knew fans were taping and sharing. I always thought it was exceedingly cool of them. Anyway, without judging anyone who doesn’t feel the same way, feel free to share my work.
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On the Hook chaps 1-22 available here: docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Guys if you guys start touching grass and leave polin after this dry month I will crash out
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Part 2! Now it's done! archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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Now that I’m done Kinktobering, we’re back with my fishing dorks up at Aubrey Hall. These nerds are about to exchange some smut 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/92…
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Obsessed with this gift fic from the queen of Polin dirty talk, Kaitlin_With_a_K archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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This is actually my first Kinktober fic! archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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Chapter 4 is now up! archiveofourown.org/works/93… We’ve got our first session/activity and Eloise finding out that Colin moved in 😊
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My third and final Kinktober oneshot, wherein Colin is a little sh*t and purposefully irks his wife because he’s discovered he sort of likes being spanked. Go figure! archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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It’s my one year ficaversary, so to celebrate, I’m posting my first ever Kinktober fic! 🔪😘 archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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Might be a love potion, might just be a confidence booster. Whatever it is, men are paying attention to Penelope. And Colin DOES. NOT. LIKE. IT. archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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I’m late posting for the actual prompt day, but it’s still worth sharing, especially since the lovely Kaitlin_With_a_K isn’t on X! Here’s her take on the predator/prey prompt, and trust me when I say, this fic is cookin’ 😏🏃‍♀️👀 RUN: archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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Okay, we’re at chapter 19 Married ✅ In love ✅ Talking about their feelings ❌ Shagging ✅ Bromancing the BILs ✅ But hey, there’s always fishing! 🎣 archiveofourown.org/works/92…
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We'll be recapping between new fic posts today! Make sure you haven't missed any of these completed gems: The Apple of My Eye archiveofourown.org/works/94… Too hot to handle archiveofourown.org/collecti… kiss me stupid archiveofourown.org/collecti… Picking Pumpkins archiveofourown.org/collecti…
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