Sam Jim

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This happened on my flight to Japan. I was on the front row and the girl who sat in *that seat* got moved there cos she had such bad wind. Every time she farted she looked at me and my mrs and apologised. It was that for 10 hours.

My mate told me that he was with his dad at the petrol station and his dad silently impulse bought himself a Cadburys Creme Egg but didn't buy my mate (his son) one. To this day it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

A worthy winner #TheTraitorsUK

Petition to ban players from saying "fateful". Thank you. #TheTraitorsUK

Super Sunday 👍

Motion to banish James purely because he's eating with a fork and spoon? #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Obligatory Christmas Lord of the Rings trilogy watch.

We're going to "boring as fuck" our way to safety this season #COYI

Things we should ban from football. Completely unnecessary no-look passes.

Freddie Potts as I live and breathe.

Nah I prefer how it is now.

What's more important; the experience of the haircut or the haircut itself?

The hardest part about being a TalkSport presenter is navigating the transfer news with the latest bloke who's text in saying he needs help.

You can inject that right into my soul.

Welcome Dani!