Sam 🇺🇸

(🧵) You guys know me, you probably know too much about me. You know I’m a woman You know I’m a Christian You know I’m deep into theology and entomology You also know I have a weakness for loving witches- seriously I need more X witches I’ll follow back. “Omg what a contradiction!!” No. Even God had a favorite witch, a few if you are historically observant. God loves people, I love most people, witches are people. ***Witches are by and large not mentally ill to any higher metric than people of any other religion*** That fact established for the context of this tweet, I find that Wicca is going through a similar situation as the Protestant churches. There is more gatekeeping in Wicca but the ability to create your own coven bypasses most barriers. Just like how anyone can claim to be Christian because the world has changed and the rules no longer apply. Just name your church the same thing as the old church and teach whatever you want. The systems are a bit broken, but I hope you are following where I’m going. So moon water mamas are out here with plants or fungus growing from their hooha leavings thinking they are blessed by Mother Earth. You are babe- she blessed you with an infection you need to go see a dr. Hell make some medical birch paste and add pure cinnamon, that will do the trick for a while if you fear the man will curse your chamber of secrets. Honestly, these women with plants and ANIMALS growing in their moon water have fungal infections and parasites so this is a medical emergency. So why do these specific women have such huge platforms? For that I blame the Southern Baptist Convention in the USA and the Pentecostal Church of South Korea for the rest of the world. When given the time, space, and acceptance, the devil and his minions can confuse and affirm anyone that latches onto false teachings. Imagine being immune to the consequences of bad practice and practicing witchcraft. Thats what this is. Zero natural accountability is very dangerous. Since the mid 90’s the USA based SBC has been simultaneously restricting behavior while loosening restrictions on cohabitation of beliefs. We know two truths can exist in the same circle, but that only works if they are not diametrically opposed. The behavior restrictions but theological freedoms allowed a generational culture of deconstruction that could occur while maintaining social standing. “Marny can cure that baby’s fever with a touch and she evil eyed that boyfriend of hers before he died in church, but her wardrobe/hair/makeup is perfect so we don’t ask questions” Marny is my kind of friend 😂 Marny in this fictional scenario is a Christian witch. She probably doesn’t even know but the people around her do. She maintains the behavior required so she is fine in the eyes of her church. Then you have the South Korean Pentecostals. They honestly frighten me because their practice of casting out demons, even just their spiritual teachings on spirits and demons, is antithetical and should be rejected at face value. They unsafely commune with the dead and use demons to fight demons. The cults that spin off this church are world wide, powerful, and make up most of the dangerous cults currently operating. They murder rape enslave and cause harm to everyone they touch. They are also, much like dear Marny, theologically sound under the covering of the South Korean Pentecostal Church.

I want you all to recognize what time it is. The military freezers were hacked, binance was hacked, your home router has been hacked, and to top off the terror risk calculation AO3 is going to be down for 4 weeks. Have water on hand and figure out how to make a terra-cotta heater or a crisco candle while YouTube still exists.

I just voted straight red. Some sour pills but better than the people that want us dead.