Appreciate it x

There has to be a line

Introducing yourself on stage after a concussion

I got too much shit on me

No free range eggs anywhere. That’s normal right? Eggs are rare right? Just eggs from Italy, they have chickens there I guess.

@UberEats company policy is fuck you.

Me: The food was cold Uber: But we have insulated bags!

A very ‘tick tock motherfucker’ vibe

What paedos attempting to go straight wear