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Nurse, Wife, Dog Mom

Berwick, Pennsylvania
Joined June 2009
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The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
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game of the year talks start next week for most so can someone forward this to all major video game websites thanks
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Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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People who can’t afford health care do not deserve to die. I don’t know how we can make it any clearer than that.
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Whatever you do, do not tweet the hashtag #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter. on.cc.com/1kT9FGN
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Join Lara Croft in her new co-op adventure – Temple of Osiris out now for Xbox One, PC, & PS4. BuyLaraCroft.com
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Congrats Fox News!!! Hahahaha #fail #nascar
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12 Things Everyone Should Know About the Government Shutdown!-> -ad bit.ly/1c5ZA2V
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Im working on the final touches for Minecraft Project Episode 300! Who is excited :D
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When you love someone, you love everything about them, the good and the bad. Always.
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Nothing feels better than believing in yourself and NEVER backing down. Take no shit my friends.
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Loving someone isn't a job, or a responsibility. It's a blessing. It's a gift. Receive it, open it and take care of it.
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You wouldn't listen to someone named Bonerman26 in real life. Don't read the comments.
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Replying to @SamSpallone
@SamSpallone WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL THE CUDDLES!!!
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How many parents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They would rather bitch about why their kids haven't done it yet.
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Never go back to the same thing if all it ever did was cause you pain.
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I'm glad that this is the time to be giving thanks because I am increasingly finding myself out of fucks to give.
Hey, I'm Schrodinger and this is crazy... twitpic.com/aopg80
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