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kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Replying to @blackscats
However Lilies are bad luck for cats
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Alert! I looked cute in a corset the other day
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Happy Hole-days!! 😘 xoxo
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Having a Holeday Sale on my Meat Selling Site🤤 onlyfans.com/onleesams #BlackFriday #onlyfansapp #OnlyFans #🍑 #ham #kosher #meat
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It’s hotout. Ready for sPorts 🤓⚾️💦 #heatwave #Onlyfan #onlyfansgirl #onlyfanspromo
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn’t but they sure told me & now I feel dead inside my soul a little bit! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Twitter WTF is this new hell w the creepy eyes over some peoples names?? Is this Elon’s eyes WATCHING?!? #eyes #wtf
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary My first tweets are now teenagers. This is sad. I am sad now.
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Happy International Women’s Day, from me, a woman. #equalpay #payme #givemeyourguiltmoney #onlyfans
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Another sweet vid w Kev just dropped! Check it bbs!! I’m the Worst Date Ever youtu.be/5hgE_UdyqKg via @YouTube
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Something I have said so many times haha! Check out this fun lil sketchy sketch I did w Kev! 😉 What Did We Do Last Night? youtu.be/3sR6bu1I0wA via @YouTube
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Happy Birthday Amerika!!! With ❤️‍🔥 from Gën, Shötzi (@ElHefeNOFX ), The Katyas (@thelovelywise @CatDurickas @ElisaMcBear ), and director @pigsalreadyfly !!!! We luv u 😘 youtu.be/Cf74HSF-fJI
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Accurate about how long we’ve been waiting
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If you’re not antifa you’re unclefa!
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