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Palmer’s career is genuinely funny. A 24-year-old “top player” who doesn’t play in Europe, has zero memorable moments in European competitions, doesn’t play for his national team, has won zero major club trophies since becoming a first-team player, and has zero goal contributions against big clubs.
Just a couple of penalties against relegation-threatened teams, and that’s all. The emptiest career ever for a supposed top player.
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
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Expect to see the same uproar as the Martinelli-Bradley incident! I’m sure that’ll happen and it’s not agenda based…right?
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It only took one game for Spurs and Man United to drain all optimism and confidence from their fans.
You can't teach that. Some clubs just have it.
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After curing homophobia in Saudi Arabia Jordan Henderson takes on his greatest challenge yet, curing homophobia at Chelsea FC
🚨🏴 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Jordan Henderson (36) is now a free agent. His contract at Brentford has been terminated via mutual agreement. 👋
Chelsea are now set to sign Henderson, reports @JacobsBen. 🔵✅
Sam retweeted
I just don’t understand how other clubs are selling backup goalkeepers for €40m and I’m being told €18m is too much for this guy. Why don’t the football norms apply to us?
🚨🆕 Fabio Vieira still wants to join Hamburger SV. A long-term contract has already been agreed.
#HSV and Arsenal remain in contact almost daily. However, there has been less progress recently, with Arsenal currently demanding up to €18 million as part of the total package.
Vieira is hoping for a breakthrough.
@SkySportDE 🇵🇹
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For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:
- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"
- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin
- He might actually lose
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No ill feelings. He was a good servant for us and even a better ambassador when he left. He’s 33, will turn 34 less than a month after he joins Chelsea. He’s near retirement and there’s no point turning down a good retirement pension plan. Good luck Granit.
🚨🔵 The agreement between Chelsea and Granit Xhaka on personal terms is guaranteed.
Xhaka is driving the move personally as he wants #CFC, wants to reunite with Xabi Alonso and wants to live in London.
Deal depends on the clubs.
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Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.
Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.
I recognise my football club again.
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🚨[🟢] NEW: Arsenal’s Premier League title lift recorded the highest live viewership for a title celebration in the last two decades 😳
Today’s celebrations peaked at 7.3 million live viewers, compared to Liverpool’s 3 million viewers during their title lift last season.
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Blame Arsenal for ruining the game with corners and then elect a guy who has spammed his entire assist tally with corners as the best footballer. That’s modern football discourse for you
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Consistency is boring? Not if you're a Chelsea fan. Arsenal can only wish to be that boring. @JamesDallESPN's W2W4. es.pn/2imQjcL
