Sam 🥓✨

At what age do you stop being physically and emotionally exhausted? Asking for a friend

MY BABY IS 6 MONTHS TOMORROW - I'm doing it!!

GOT MCR TICKETS WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

2 years ago today I was picking my wedding dress, 1 year ago today I found out I was pregnant and today I've dropped sushi on the babe's head.

Babies with dummies are simply cuter

Birthing a giant baby potentially in 7 days wo0ow

Crying over flat pack can't be a good use of my day off

I miss laughing at work

Everyday I have to resist waking George up - he thinks I do every day anyway I do normally wait 3 hours

I would love to make it through the day without throwing up really

I do not deserve this backache

Lost my duolingo streak big wah

Also for George for not making me go back to the boat when i was scared

Having been scared of swimming in the sea forever today I snorkelled and saw turtles and the reef and it was amazing. So proud of meeeeee

Me I'll eyeball a recipe and chuck whatever I want in it then put in the oven and look up a recipe to see where I went wrong and if it's going to be shit 🫠

I want to play stardew but also desperate to been in the sun