I may have accidentally trained the baby to clap on demand. Every time she claps on her own i say βclap, clap!β
Tonight i discovered if i say clap, clap! sheβll clap regardless of what else sheβs doing π
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The baby is asleep in the car β¦ weβre in the driveway & this is where Iβll continue to sit until she wakes up π
Heres a helpful guide of who to NOT vote for here in Ohio π€
TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF OHIO, GET OUT AND VOTE FOR:
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β Jon Husted for U.S. Senate
β Vivek Ramaswamy for Governor
β Keith Faber for Attorney General
β Eric Conroy for U.S. Congress (OH-01)
β Dave Taylor for U.S. Congress (OH-02)
β Jim Jordan for U.S. Congress (OH-04)
β Bob Latta for U.S. Congress (OH-05)
β Michael Rulli for U.S. Congress (OH-06)
β Max Miller for U.S. Congress (OH-07)
β Warren Davidson for U.S. Congress (OH-08)
β Derek Merrin for U.S. Congress (OH-09)
β Michael Turner for U.S. Congress (OH-10)
β Troy Balderson for U.S. Congress (OH-12)
β David Joyce for U.S. Congress (OH-14)
β Mike Carey for U.S. Congress (OH-15)
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These Great Patriots have my Complete and Total Endorsement β They will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP
swampthevoteusa.com/ohio/
As if I havenβt had to deal with enough in the last 10 months. I get to take my Ellie Bear that Iβve had for 11 years to be euthanized tomorrow morning β¦ πππ
Quick question, does this count as another Super Bowl since weβre ranked higher than the Steelers?
Just trying to keep up with our championships this year π π π
#DawgPound
Today was one of those days where I realized I can not drink like I used to β¦ slept through the entire 3rd quarter π
#DawgPound
Sam π§‘π€ retweeted
hill i will die on: it is the responsibility of the human taking off their pants to check pockets, NOT the person doing the laundry.
Me, my baby, the floor & the dog are all a mess at the end of each feeding.. sheβs learning how to pick things up, hold the spoon, sheβs figuring out how her gag reflex works. Like the 5 min clean up is worth the development π€·πΌββοΈ
Face was not looking cute.
But.
New hair π¦β¨
God blessssss my friend of 20+ years being my hair stylist & taking care of me π₯Ίπ«Άπ»
Baby fell asleep in the living room last night (Iβve been sleeping down here since surgery) so I let her sleep.
I was just making my bfβs smoothie for breakfast. This child did not flinch when the blender was on, loud as fuck, 15 feet away in the kitchen π³ like, yes girl!
I have friends with babies. And theyβre traveling everywhere around the world.
And then thereβs me hyping up the baby for our trip to Walmart π₯΄
So my incision opened.
So I went to get it checked.
HE POKED INSIDE OF IT π΅βπ«π€’
I almost threw up on the office floor.















