mostly me yapping into the void about sports or my baby ✨

Joined August 2013
I may have accidentally trained the baby to clap on demand. Every time she claps on her own i say β€œclap, clap!” Tonight i discovered if i say clap, clap! she’ll clap regardless of what else she’s doing πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ» πŸ‘πŸ»
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The baby is asleep in the car … we’re in the driveway & this is where I’ll continue to sit until she wakes up πŸ˜‚
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Heres a helpful guide of who to NOT vote for here in Ohio πŸ€—
TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF OHIO, GET OUT AND VOTE FOR: Β  – Jon Husted for U.S. Senate – Vivek Ramaswamy for Governor – Keith Faber for Attorney General – Eric Conroy for U.S. Congress (OH-01) – Dave Taylor for U.S. Congress (OH-02) – Jim Jordan for U.S. Congress (OH-04) – Bob Latta for U.S. Congress (OH-05) – Michael Rulli for U.S. Congress (OH-06) – Max Miller for U.S. Congress (OH-07) – Warren Davidson for U.S. Congress (OH-08) – Derek Merrin for U.S. Congress (OH-09) – Michael Turner for U.S. Congress (OH-10) – Troy Balderson for U.S. Congress (OH-12) – David Joyce for U.S. Congress (OH-14) – Mike Carey for U.S. Congress (OH-15) Β  These Great Patriots have my Complete and Total Endorsement β€” They will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP swampthevoteusa.com/ohio/
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As if I haven’t had to deal with enough in the last 10 months. I get to take my Ellie Bear that I’ve had for 11 years to be euthanized tomorrow morning … πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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As if I haven’t had to deal with enough in the last 10 months. I get to take my Ellie Bear that I’ve had for 11 years to be euthanized tomorrow morning … πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Quick question, does this count as another Super Bowl since we’re ranked higher than the Steelers? Just trying to keep up with our championships this year πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ #DawgPound
Undefeated teams once again reign supreme in the latest power rankings πŸ“ˆ
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Sam 🧑🀎 retweeted
The Cleveland Browns Kick It Through And Lead The AFC North!
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Today was one of those days where I realized I can not drink like I used to … slept through the entire 3rd quarter πŸ˜‚ #DawgPound
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Sam 🧑🀎 retweeted
hill i will die on: it is the responsibility of the human taking off their pants to check pockets, NOT the person doing the laundry.
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Me, my baby, the floor & the dog are all a mess at the end of each feeding.. she’s learning how to pick things up, hold the spoon, she’s figuring out how her gag reflex works. Like the 5 min clean up is worth the development πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
The whole concept of allowing a baby to throw their food around while they eat is so foreign to me. When I have a children, I will handfeed them myself until they have the motor skills required to feed themselves without making a huge mess.
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Face was not looking cute. But. New hair πŸ¦„βœ¨ God blessssss my friend of 20+ years being my hair stylist & taking care of me πŸ₯ΊπŸ«ΆπŸ»
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Boyfriend made this strawberry crunch cheesecake last night πŸ₯²πŸ€€
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Baby fell asleep in the living room last night (I’ve been sleeping down here since surgery) so I let her sleep. I was just making my bf’s smoothie for breakfast. This child did not flinch when the blender was on, loud as fuck, 15 feet away in the kitchen 😳 like, yes girl!
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I have friends with babies. And they’re traveling everywhere around the world. And then there’s me hyping up the baby for our trip to Walmart πŸ₯΄
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So my incision opened. So I went to get it checked. HE POKED INSIDE OF IT πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ€’ I almost threw up on the office floor.
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Sam 🧑🀎 retweeted
Repost if your team won a Championship Series game tonight πŸ—£οΈ
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Yay #Guardsball πŸ’™β€οΈ
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you guys cannot seriously be mad ab the guardians mocking a divisional rival . go outside . yall giggled when the rays were saying daaa yankees lose and playing new york new york in their clubhouse . get friends hobbies jobs lives immediately
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