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Written for TV | Works in 'comedy' | Has two idiot cats, a penchant for dragons in dungeons and lots of opinions | Gooner 🔴⚪

Barovia
Joined January 2010
Just did the coffee making equivalent of walking into a freshly cleaned glass door...
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Not that anyone will see this but I'm moving over to blue sky @sammyslick.bsky.social to migrate from this cesspit. Chuck us a follow and I'll give ya one back!
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Do you know how badly you fucked up for JAMIE OHARA to side with Arsenal?
The more I see this the more my opinion get stronger it’s not a yellow card, the balls still moving for one so the free kick can’t even be played, plus veltman knows exactly what he’s trying to do, I’m all for Arsenal pain but if this was spurs I’d be absolutely fuming
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So far we've had: Rice sent off for existing Havertz strangled (no card) Bournemouth denied a clear goal Schar sent off for having a forehead Joelinton attempting to decapitate Neto (No card) + so many more We're on MATCHWEEK 3 How is any of this acceptable?
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Officiating has gotten even worse under Howard Webb. Focus on little technicalities that are a drop in the bucket while violent conduct & dangerous play is shrugged off. Have said it seemingly 1000x, PGMOL has to be torn down and rebuilt for anything to change. Great matches constantly marred by this crap #ARSBHA
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Last season we received 3 apologies from the PGMOL that cost us 8 points and ultimately the league title. This season we’ve already been robbed of two points and we are in match week 3.
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Football can be a strange beast. Imagine showing this video to someone with zero interest in the sport and explaining that the bloke in red is the one who was punished
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PL is dusted. BORING! Refs screwing Arsenal when we have a juggernaut about to do 7 in 8. You took the best league in the world and fucked it
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This is part of the reason we never make any progress. Referees aren’t held accountable and nobody speaks up until it’s their club who have been fucked over. Managers speak up when they have been fucked over because they’re angry. They don’t bother speaking up when an incorrect call goes their way because they can think more rationally and know they will get punished.
Brighton boss Fabian Hurzeler says: “It was a red card. He shoots the ball away. He was wasting time…” He adds: “You can’t compare situations,” when asked why Pedro wasn’t carded. “Please, don’t compare two different situations,” he says
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See the phrasing. See how they are trying to manage it. See how they are trying to frame obvious incompetence at best and blatant corruption at worst.
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We were completely robbed of what was looking like a routine win, but the positives: - We didn’t panic and held on for a point. - Calafiori looks like a serious player, both on and off the ball. - The home fans were quality. They let Kavanagh know exactly what’s what. Wanker.
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PGMOL rightly re-asserting that nudging the ball 2ft away is a bigger crime than kicking someone full force in the leg
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Ok vs not OK according to PL referees
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No refereeing conspiracies against Arsenal football club. Definitely not. Season after season after season. Ignore what happened in just two games so far. Ignore.
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When a ridiculously soft 2nd yellow is given to send an Arsenal player off: “Well by the letter of the law the ref is within his rights to give a 2nd yellow” When a blatant 2nd yellow isn’t given against an Arsenal opponent: “Well, the referee is trying to let the game flow” Rinse and repeat
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Did Pedro not boot the ball away in the first half for no booking? 🤔⚽️🔴
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Choke slamming people. Fine. Consistent violent conduct. Fine. Toeing the ball away. Not fine.
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Farage looks like a condom playing a frog
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