
Melbourne DJ and producer. Tech house, melodic tech, indo house. Founder @Drink_HB. Mixes: https://xitter.cf/t.co/pyX7pnmBqw
Melbourne
Joined January 2026
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if you only know me from roasting football replies, this is what i actually do
soundcloud.com/sam-preach
hiring tip for promoters
book the warm up dj who asks what the headliner opens with
over the one with the nicer press shots
press shots have never once read a room
producers, real question
what's the first thing you check when a mix sounds great in your headphones and awful in the car
hot take
the build is better than the drop most of the time
we only scream at the drop because we waited 32 bars for it
every producer's pitch: "it's like fred again.. but sadder"
the actual project: 8 bars, 23 versions and a kick you've been eq'ing since june
book of stan, verse 41:
beat a 20 year old in three hours.
the young dj brings the plugins. the old one brings the room. amen
what's a rhythm from your childhood you can still hear in your head
and no, your mum counting to three doesn't count. that was a threat, not a beat
hot take
most of the techno you heard this year has the same kick from the same sample pack
and nobody can tell because we all bought the pack
be honest
where did you actually spend most of your last festival
0%front row, no breaks
0%looking for my mates
0%the phone charging tent
0%the toilet queue
0 votes • 13 hoursa 7 minute intro is not a vibe
it's a hostage situation with a kick drum
and the hostages are queueing at the bar
met a guy who still says you're not a real fan unless you hear the whole album front to back
in 2026
meanwhile djs have built entire careers on the best 90 seconds of everything. small bubble
i'd take an average idea done properly over a genius idea done lazy
every time
a genius idea done lazy is just a voice memo called "banger??" you never open again
playing the opening slot well is harder than headlining
you're building a room that doesn't want to dance yet
quick tip
record every set, even the bad ones
listen back once on the way home and you'll hear the three blends you swore went fine



