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go blue smile everyday (he/him)

San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2011
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Me in 3rd grade: h- My teacher:
Replying to @priaribi
Wow this little blond boy suuuucks
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at the Halloween wedding reception dressed as Elsa and Sven from Frozen btw
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Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn't afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You're an idiot and just lost sale
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there’s somethingggg we alllll can agree onnn, but my baby likes what he likesssss
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having straight male friends can be so important
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something something gays in tech
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if someone told me this I would melt and let them do anything to me
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United stans stay winning
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed. "We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them." (nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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THE CATWALK OH MOTHER
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screaming and cheering at my tv watching Tate perform at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show as if she can hear me
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Fun Phil retweeted
AOC tries Culver's for the first time in Michigan: "My life has changed."
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TMZ: AOC tries Culver’s for the first time while campaigning in Michigan “My life has changed.”
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lots of hot guys at the hot guy factory (gym) today
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Fun Phil retweeted
Adam Driver dies on a Peloton in E1
HBO’s ‘GIRLS’ is being rebooted for a limited 5-episode run. Lena Dunham, Alison Williams, Jemima Kirke & Zosia Mamet are all returning. (deadline.com/2026/10/girls-h…)
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I fear left is giving me down
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when I was a little kid I knew that when I grew up I wanted to spend all day in meetings talking about “holding patterns” and “tech debt”
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devastating news, he wrote INCREDIBLE songs
Lucian Piane, a music producer on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” has died. He was 46. • Piane died on Monday after reportedly being struck by a car in Glendale, Calif, per LA County Medical Examiner records • Piane worked on the main “Drag Race” show from Seasons 1-8 and composed the music and the Rusical numbers during that time • He also collaborated with RuPaul and wrote some of the host’s biggest songs including “Cover Girl,” “Sissy That Walk,” “Jealous of My Boogie,” “Born Naked,” “Champion” and “Main Event” variety.com/2026/tv/news/luc…
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ex that dumped me over FaceTime and broke my heart 10 months ago is my “most compatible” on hinge today, anyways here’s Tate McRae
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the high tides ARE RUINING MY LIFE
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