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Clausborne

@SantaClausborne

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Joined June 2025
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Marry her Carter. I don’t offer advice on matters of the heart… but you marry that gal.
Lauren Michelson (@LaurenMichelson) profile pictureLauren Michelson@LaurenMichelson17h
Even Nebraska TE Carter Nelson’s girlfriend had notes after that fake-punt pass 😂 “My girlfriend texted me and said, ‘Hey, if you need to play more catch or something…’ Yeah. That’s how bad it was.” @KETV
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Rock Chalk Cornstock #Huskers
Nebraska Women's Basketball (@HuskerWBB) profile pictureNebraska Women's Basketball
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NU > KU
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Nice
Arbitrary Analytics (@arbitanalytics) profile pictureArbitrary Analytics
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This was Nebraska's 69th road shutout in program history and the first since Kansas in 1997. It's the second time the Blackshirts shut Rutgers out on the road, with the other coming in the program's first meeting in 1920 at the Polo Grounds
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With the 31-0 victory over Rutgers, Nebraska Defensive Coordinator Rob Aurich becomes the first person in Cornhuskers history to sign an extension and then immediately do something worth a s**t #Huskers
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I bet Juanson Dipstick is just absolutely shuddering with pleasures right now.
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You’re safe for now Bobbert
Clausborne (@SantaClausborne) profile pictureClausborne@SantaClausborne21h
I’m about to say a lot of cusses about you.
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JEREMIAH CHARLES IS BOTH A BULLFROG AND IN CHARGE #Huskers
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I’m about to say a lot of cusses about you.
Bobby Hessling (@Bobby_hessling3) profile pictureBobby Hessling
@Bobby_hessling322h
Worth noting with 15 minutes left, Nebraska has NEVER shutout a Big Ten opponent. -Last time they shutout a P4/P5 team was Arizona in the 2009 Holiday Bowl. -Last time they shutout a conference opponent was Iowa State in 2003, last time they shutout a conference team on the road, Kansas in 1997.
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“Only two catches for wide receivers today. Barney’s got three…” am I having a stroke? #Huskers
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Jesus tap dancing Christ
Sam McKewon (@swmckewonOWH) profile pictureSam McKewon
@swmckewonOWH23h
BTN says the Nebraska headset issues were related to OC Glenn Thomas not holding the mic close enough to his mouth. So Colandrea couldn't hear him well enough.
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I don’t even see the point of playing another quarter. Let’s just call it here and all go out for some gabagool! #Huskers
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That fake punt was executed as well as Greg Schiano’s tenure at Tennessee #Huskers
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The sight of a “Benning” running down the field with a ball in hand and a former Big East school giving chase… wistful #Huskers
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We may have successfully fixed nothing and still win. More poorly managed than a late night Wendy’s #Huskers
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Having to listen on the radio. I’ll finally say it. @CrooksPBP is a good little broadcaster #huskers
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Game not even started and Matthew has beef. Brother, grill it and eat it.
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I don’t mean this as a knock, I honestly didn’t know he was still playing.
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportNov 13
Former first-round pick Doug McDermott has retired after 12 seasons in the NBA
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Crazy but true, without Coach Johnk, there is no Clausborne. Yes. He is the one you can blame to a certain degree. Fullbacks, man.
Omaha World-Herald (@OWHnews) profile pictureOmaha World-Herald@OWHnewsNov 13
Tim Johnk is retiring after 10 seasons at Creighton Prep, where he led the Junior Jays to 64 wins and 10 playoff appearances. omaha.com/sports/high-school…
Creighton Prep football coach Tim Johnk announces retirement

Creighton Prep football coach Tim Johnk announces retirement

Tim Johnk is retiring after 10 seasons at Creighton Prep, where he led the Junior Jays to 64 wins and 10 playoff appearances.

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Just found out our favorite comments guy is 54. Sad!
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Just now getting the #Nebrasketball game on. Shout out Lancaster County Corrections. We’ll pay for anything Carl broke. Anyway, it appears the boys have shot many hoops
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