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I married and divorced a sociopath and all I got was this lousy Twitter account.

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Joined February 2009
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Cheat code for Sleeping Better: - Stick to a schedule. Consistency matters. - Calming bedtime routine - Avoid caffeine late - Cool, dark room - Try magnesium
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En su libro, «The Reformer’s Dilemma», Ricardo Rosselló @ricardorossello relata los incansables esfuerzos de su administración para apoyar al pueblo venezolano durante sus horas más oscuras. "Crónica de apoyo y esperanza para #Venezuela" Link ➡️ cnnradiolaplata.com.ar/cnn_r…
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I think she shrieks for all of us.
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Jo Blanco,Luke Grande y Fred(aún enguayabado tras los Golden Globes)Muy emocionada x trabajar con este gran elenco!
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Makeup to go see djninaflowers & @Ongina at Tracks. Awesome night with javvermad & lynettegil… instagram.com/p/f7J47nAdiH/
Is it me, or is #GotMilk's new commercial vs OJ and vs an omelet are seriously disgusting?
"Muy recientemente" dice @agarciapadilla cuando se le pregunta si hoy mismo tomaron decisión de permanencia de Pesquera en la Policía.
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La decision de la Corte Suprema (a favor de los gays) es una derrota para los prejuiciados que se quieren meter en la cama de los otros
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Finally "WE THE PEOPLE" can get married! Yaaaay!!!
Totally want to see a @covergirl ad with both @JLo & @ruthyfeliciano - 2 perfect real women from Puerto Rico.
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Congrats @RuthyFeliciano for winning @GoNuevon's 1st Season of #MiamiBeachModels! Welcome to the COVERGIRL familia! youtu.be/mKe_EmxnrDc
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HERMOSA @RuthFeliciano !!! Cuando sale tu comercial de @COVERGIRL ??? Aplausos!!! #MiamiBeachModels @GoNuevOn
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Congrats a nuestra @RuthFeliciano en su nuevo contrato con @COVERGIRL! #TeamRuthy Orgullo Boricua! From #MiamiBeachModels @NuevOn #TeamRuthy
Melba Guzmán, portavoz de la Oficina de Prensa UPR, asegura que Miguel Muñoz no ha renunciado a su cargo.
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A girl on the buss in front of me is watching RuPaul's Drag Race on her iPhone, and she just said "OMG, @DJNinaFlowers rocks!"