Sarah Rinker

I learned that my Ring smoke alarm works very well and my local fire department is very nice (and didn’t judge me burning supper) #JustSmoke

Legal analysis by OJ, a dozen eggs, and a guilty verdict. This trial has ended with a bang. #MurdaughMuders

Every CP/Honors/AP US History student I have ever taught would have gotten the Final Jeopardy question right tonight (and none of the actual contestants did) and now I really miss being in the classroom @Jeopardy #SilentCal

Y’all. I came home and there was $6 laying on my bed. After further investigation, I discovered my dog had pickpocketed my mom without her noticing. This is his mug shot.

Very few things get me as hyped up as the Yellowstone theme music. I would have been UNSTOPPABLE if I had had that blasting during my 5th grade horse girl phase. #YellowstoneTV

You know they’re going to be bad when they replace the “P” in Clemson with a “Z”. #iykyk

I feel this in my SOUL.

This has happened to me with T W O pairs of @JackRogersUSA too! #SeriousTeaching

I made the best buffalo chicken dip for this game. #LuckyBuff

That moment you realize summer break is over and you have to stop being lazy all day, every day.

Thinking about how Google Photos grouped all the pictures of my dog together in an album for me and mistook a picture of me with a pot belly pig for one of Winnie.

Excessive… but amazing.

I’m out of breath just looking at this picture.

A snake slithered over my foot while I was opening my back gate and as someone who has spent my whole life actively avoiding snakes, the only word I can think of is UNPLEASANT.

Winnie has decided he should be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.