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Knowing something isn’t the same as understanding it
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Waiting till the end of your meal to eat your protein is so boring.
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The weather is already so hot, please take your time in the bathroom and bathe well. Don’t add to my anger.
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Be honest, if you walked into a church and found two people having sex, would you just look at them, laugh, and keep walking?
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Party jollof rice has to be the only nigerian food with the best rewarm value. It tastes even better the next day
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Even when there’s no activity I’m always going to keep it bald
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Does it make sense to wish someone “Happy Birthday” at night??????? It feels so weird😭😭😭😭
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What's that one word you stay away from because you can't pronounce it ? Mine is breweries 😭
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The weather is already so hot, please take your time in the bathroom and bathe well. Don’t add to my anger.
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Once I hear you say “Pinaiple” instead of pineapple, I’ll just assume you didn’t go to school.
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Having potential but no opportunity is frustrating.
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I don't know if you're aware, but the era of "best friends" is slowly coming to an end.
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We've all cried while trying to understand a course right?😭
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I’m the only Yoruba person who doesn’t understand this.😭😭 Please translate ooo
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Some of the funniest people on Twitter would probably be the quietest people in a room.
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"what doesn't k!ll you makes you stronger" omo this one weak me oo😭, i no go lie.
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When will I get my own apartment oh God 😭😭😭!!!!!
You might want to consider this concept for your room.
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You’re a very stupid individual.
See wetin Qing Madi carry, come dey use oversized clothes deceive us 🙆‍♂️😍
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I disappointed everyone, I am free
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God knows I might end up with a bad woman cause of looks. I love fine women😭😭😭😭😭 I can’t help myself!!!!! Her character is bad? Bringggggggg I’ll fix her 😤
Her fashion sense is so perfect 👌. Nigerian girls should learn how to dress.
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