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Being offended is your right. Never being offended is not.

Joined November 2024
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Replying to @OjoreSani
$100 for "MUFF DIVE" but $150 for "ALL NIGHT?" Docter Dan did not enjoy muff.
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We need people in Congress who can effectively negotiate with the other side to fulfill its obligation to edit our laws as and when needed.
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Could you accurately describe yourself to a stranger in under 30 seconds?
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Replying to @Eric_Schmitt
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Replying to @Pontifex
It's always bad when "must" and "charity" are in the same sentence.
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Hey @grok, why does Massachusetts require prosecutors to prove insanity when other states, and the federal government, put that onus on the defendant?
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Carlos Whitebody retweeted
“We don’t think that anyone has the constitutional right to double-digit returns…it’s not in the Constitution.” Of course it doesn’t need to be in the Constitution. The Constitution is about restraining government, not about restraining profits.
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Replying to @FDA @US_FDA
"We screwed up the investigation but we're investigating for the right reasons" is never a good message from the agency responsible for food and drug oversight.
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Left, right or wrong, America lost an effective politician at time when more and more politicians are becoming less and less effective.
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Replying to @RoKhanna
We are entitled to life, liberty and the PURSUIT of happiness. We are not entitled to a middle class life, or a life free of bitterness and anger. If you want to earn more, develop the skills needed to do so. With AI, almost any skill is within reach, but you have to pursue it.
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Telemundo call of Messi’s game-tying goal is better than you could imagine 😭
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Replying to @Super70sSports
It's criminal that more people don't realize that Stallone, Michael Caine, and Pele starred together in a soccer war movie.
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Voters who do not align with the Democratic or Republican parties make up the largest portion of the American electorate. Research shows most independent voters hold moderate ideologies and want a system that's focused on open-mindedness rather than rigid political labels. psypost.org/independent-vote…
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I can’t stop laughing. The best one yet! ❤️🤍💙🕊️🇺🇸
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Hey @grok, what is the ratio of bots to real people on X?
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You either wholeheartedly agree with my ideological gospel or you're everything I consider to be evil.
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How to tell if there are alligators in the water in Louisiana 😂😂
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Carlos Whitebody retweeted
According to CBS and NBC exit polls from the 2025 Virginia gubernatorial race, about 90-93% of Black voters supported white Democrat Abigail Spanberger. Roughly 7-10% backed Black Republican Winsome Earle-Sears.
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Hey @grok, list the most popular sitcoms for each of the last 25 years.
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We know @kennychesney and @SeanPayton are thick as thieves but the story of how they met for the first time really does explain a lot: #NFL #NYGiants
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Replying to @SenSanders
BREAKING: Bernie declares his opposition to those who manipulate religion for political purposes by posting an image of the most recognizable religious figure on earth for political purposes.
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