Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife) header
Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife) profile picture
Joined February 2014
Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)Photo by Satchmoe (@SatchmoeLife)
10k views! On my way up baby
2
8
Robert E. Lee.
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
19
55
3
2,085
45,449
Satchmoe retweeted
2 days until MMA Empire launches on iOS. Here's an early look at what to expect! What city are you taking first? 👇
1
1
3
134
Satchmoe retweeted
the hardest problem in computer science is getting a file from one computer to another
63
592
125
20,041
954,405
2020 was my favorite, personally.
those fact-checking sites like Politifact during the 2016 election were incredible
13
233
1
6,125
159,920
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
127
4,200
106
83,742
1,605,802
Satchmoe retweeted
The very first day they let fans attend press conference in the Moore:
23
62
13
521
42,787
Replying to @kuug40k
5
143
1,836
Satchmoe retweeted
BREAKING: github is currently experiencing unplanned uptime
64
1,164
56
31,813
337,234
Satchmoe retweeted
The rust rewrite of Minecraft is SUPER moddable Godly strike Could this be the future of modded minecraft?
First ever mod for the Rust rewrite of Minecraft. Orbital strike cannon. Sonnet 5.5 wrote it in 25 minutes.
26
28
6
779
138,439
Satchmoe retweeted
Replying to @TonyMichaelX
Derek Jeeter
🤖 Made with AI
5
1
68
1,007
Satchmoe retweeted
What's your private key? 1? >...what? No? 2? >It's 384 bits you dumbass. That's 35 orders of magnitude larger than the estimated number of atoms in the known universe. ...3? >[visibly sweating] Th-this is ridiculous...
114
2,222
27
48,811
830,674
Price of gas the last time Mike Norvell won a road game $1.19
13
172
33
4,252
157,188
This is a big developmental milestone for El Salvador. Since Bukele flipped the ‘Fix Everything Easily Switch’ most of El Salvador’s big problems are on their way to being solved so there isn’t really much else to do anymore except developing capacity for foreign interventionism
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
31
143
10
2,399
55,783
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
7,575
29,728
4,627
188,260
11,258,569
This seems bad.
110
1,925
139
39,916
778,271
Satchmoe retweeted
“U.S Congresswoman Ilhan Omar did in fact marry her own brother to get a green card”
🚨NEWS: DNA evidence from the immigration case looking into U.S Congresswoman Ilhan Omar proves she did in fact marry her own brother Omar has been the poster child for the progressive pro immigration left for a decade Now the Somalian faces serious charges of immigration fraud as it is understood she married her own brother to acquire a green card The FBI have confirmed the investigation will continue but many are already saying “Somali is gonna Somali” Wherever they go, fraud will follow
42
1,914
8
36,962
527,603
Satchmoe retweeted
A guy wearing a palestine flag will call confederate flags a symbol of retarded inbred losers who lost a war
56
928
34
17,229
184,210
Satchmoe retweeted
The Norvell Paradox™️
Every team has a floor and a ceiling they’re capable of meeting at any time. But no team ping-pongs back and forth between those two possibilities with more astonishing frequency than Florida State.
2
45
2
229
8,331
Satchmoe retweeted
I’ve never seen a team complete back to back Hail Mary’s and still lose
Florida State Catch or Miami interception? (via ESPN)
183
1,150
44
20,155
314,672