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just hired 6 of these guys to stand in a warehouse and chainsmoke next to the crates. they share a glock.
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I told my parents that I feel good about maintaining a workout routine and how I’d like to be strong so I can provide for my future family. Mom just looked at me with confusion and said “your dad was fat when I married him, have you considered simply finding a girl first?”
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im so depressed that even playing video games or watching a movie is an achievement in my eyes
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helo slingshot hiiiiiiiiiii #phighting




































