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Early adapter. On hiatus until this place comes back around.

Los Angeles, California
Joined March 2008
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"Happy" Father's Day
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16 years ago tonight, Tony Soprano and his family met at their favorite ice cream parlor for some onion rings. The meal ended with
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We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down: 1-44: 0 45: 71 46: 0
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i feel like a lot of tech ppl feel fashion shouldn't matter, and that's how we end up with things like this
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Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect bit.ly/43ea39e
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My hottest take is that more men should try sleeveless undershirts bc they meet two iron laws about men's style: everyone looks better with layering, and these allow you to layer in the summer. They also allow you to unfasten 2 or 3 buttons, which looks great.
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Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect bit.ly/3BZ0grD
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A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
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John Schell retweeted
Ali on Hasselblad with Tri-X #120film
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I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀
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I learned nothing from this town hall about Trump and his most ardent supporters I haven't known since 2016. I learned a lot about CNN.
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when a little kid keeps handing you stuff and you just play along
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Y’all be giving Chris Brown grace since I was in high school. I turn 30 next month, maybe he just is a bad person bro.
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This dipshit didn't even show up to Bidens' inauguration. 🤨
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when the pilot says “well, folks” you know you’re in for the worst delay of your life
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the 1 true king
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me: here are $150 pants twitter: some people are POOR me: ok, here's how to thrift the pants twitter: some people are PRISONERS who can't leave the PRISON me: ok, here's how to eBay the pants twitter: some people are SEA LIONS with FOREFLIPPERS so they can't TYPE
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The family is growing. Meet Schnelly. 🐷
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‘The Sound Of Gunfire Doesn’t Dismiss You, I Do,’ Says Teacher Forcing Class To Sit Back Down In Desks bit.ly/41i7mlI
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