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Dad | Husband | Spurs Fan | Owner of the most talked about alternative club night in #Essex called #Schpunk

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Joined June 2009
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#PartyHard THIS FRIDAY at @Schpunk #Essex - it's what the legend @AndrewWK wants x info: facebook.com/events/96634367…
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Love that Djed Spence refused to shake Partey’s hand because he used to play for Arsenal
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Prediction: We lose to Chelsea on Tues & all goes down to the last game. West Ham easily beat Leeds. Spurs Everton 0-0 with 30 mins left. Nervy as fuck! Every Spurs player shitting it & making poor decisions on the ball EVERY time they get it. Thats where we’ll be on final day 😩
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In a few months Starmer will be gone. At which point all those Ministers and MPs currently saying "We can't change leader, it will be a disaster" will all suddenly say "He's done the right thing. It's best for the party and the country". And they think the voters will forget.
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The Internet is undefeated. One of the greatest moments in cinematic history.
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If Spurs board are considering anyone other than the manager whose name the fans sing every game, then they are the thickest board in Premier League history. Confirm Poch is coming after WC Get Poch to gives passionate speech to fans & players Let any interim enjoy the bounce
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Rachel and Stephen OR Rachel Stevens? YOU DECIDE #TheTraitors
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Everyone having a go at Gyökeres. He wasn’t even playing today!!
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Boxing Day 1963 vs Boxing Day 2025. What a time to be alive!!
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“Alexa, why are you offline?”
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Reform up in arms at language they say may incite violence against politicians. They brought onto their stage the woman who said "Set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care. While you’re at it take the treacherous government and politicians with them".
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Gillett actually gave the penalty 🤣🤣
Jared Gillett. Can't referee Liverpool games because he's a fan, can be part of 66% of Arsenal's opening 6 games.
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Odegard has shit jeans
Love this line-up. 👏👏👏
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Keep seeing accounts saying “Spurs fans aren’t excited about this signing” when literally EVERY Spurs fan I’ve seen in every chat / group / in person are all excited by this signing 😍👌
Spurs fans don’t seem excited enough about Joao Palhinha, from what I have seen He is an absolute master of his trade and should be a very good signing
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Check out this squirrel at my parents house in Essex that is so done with that current heatwave 🤣🤣 @EssexWildlife
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When are us Spurs fans going to admit what we’re trying to deny… that @MickyvandeVen shinned his goal line clearance 🫢
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Just wait until 10 years from now when @elonmusk hears about Post Office Horizon IT Scandal 🤯
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“ that decision is nuts, the whole front row had Tyson “ What? Jason Statham, his Mrs, and a bunch of Princes 🤣🤣 #UsykFury2
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