looking for volunteers for testing new products and various FUN science activities! Join us today!
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Free electrotherapy Tuesdays! Let's force the old you out of your head! #Freebies
Have you ever been put down? Have you ever been called ugly? Have you ever been called tentacle face? You may be useful to us! Apply today!
Looking for people with an unhealthy appreciation for feathers. No need for a resume or a background check, we trust you! #BirdLovers
You'll never believe what 6 legged creature could be growing inside you right now! #GetCheckedToday
The cafeteria will now require rubber boots for all patrons. This is due to the foot of sludge created by lunch-lady Steve. Thanks Steve.
Ever wonder what it would be like to have feet for hands and hands for feet? Volunteer today! #ScienceCanBeFun
There is an unidentified carcass in the lobby. If it belongs to you, it can be claimed in lost and found on the 2nd floor.
Want that shiny beautiful skin you see on TV? Give our radiation room a try on the third floor! People will notice the new you, we promise!
Looking for volunteers to join our mission to the Bermuda Triangle. You will be required to provide your own harpoon.
Are you sad? We can potentially erase all human emotions from your brain! Let us try! #VolunteersWanted
Notice: To whoever is sneaking food to Mooseboy, please stop. He is on a strict diet of yams and dill for a reason.
We're looking for volunteers to help out with a new project! We can't say what it is, but it rhymes with shmeaponized shmanthrax....
Missing a finger, an arm, a leg? We have an influx of Tentacles due to a shipping error! Get one attached today for free! For Science!
Whoever keeps sending us bags of salt, please stop. We have too much salt and we are trying to befriend a slug like being we found in room57
How many different kinds of limbs will your body accept? Let's find out! Apply today! #InternsWanted