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Sam. |PARODY|

@ScmRockwell

That guy from those things that won an Oscar that one time. - PARODY ONLY

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Joined October 2019
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Hi. I’m Sam. I act. I dance. I’ve won awards for one of those. You figure it out. Love ya. • Friendly Writer • 21+ • Looking for friends! Like/retweet/ignore/whatever you wish.
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Why is there still an MLB feed on my dash? Also, hi.
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RDJ. ||PARODY||@RDowncyJrOct 5
At this point, if I need to introduce myself, it’s really my own fault. - 21+ - RP/FL Only - Strictly IC - MDNI - Friendly writer Like, retweet, do the thing.
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Noah Kahan is doing the new Hunger Games song. It’s okay. I was gonna be emotionally devastated by the movie anyway. So jokes on YOU.
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2026 can eat an entire bag of hammers. Dolly Parton, Sam Neill, AND TIM CURRY?! Fuck this year, man.
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The amateurest of the amateur.
Phoebs. || PARODY (@phoebswb) profile picturePhoebs. || PARODY@phoebswbAug 3
Support your local amateur director!!
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Phoebs. || PARODY@phoebswbAug 3
Support your local amateur director!!
Image from Phoebs. || PARODY (@phoebswb)
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If your argument for anything ever involves the phrase “woke mob”, I’m going to just assume you’re an idiot, and disregard everything. Toodles.
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‼️ATTENTION‼️ I have a tummy ache. This needs to be resolved. Possibly by combat.
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Don’t forget: I’ve still yet to ruin Star Wars. Be warned.
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Why does this infernal thing say I have a new DM when I don’t?! It won’t go away.
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKJul 15
It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247
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The lady has spoken.
Phoebs. || PARODY (@phoebswb) profile picturePhoebs. || PARODY@phoebswbJul 15
We supporting Spain in the finals.
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When Argentina scores two goals late…again…
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Imagine getting slide tackled off the ball, and just sitting there. Get after it, FIFA boy.
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If the world was just? Both teams would lose. And Spain gets the cup.
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Also, @jennamaortega is a delight. See it for her.
Sam. |PARODY| (@ScmRockwell) profile pictureSam. |PARODY|@ScmRockwellJul 15
Go see this. It’s a labor of robotic love.

Klara And The Sun - Official Trailer

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See? I’m friendly. If you’re a puppy.
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