He/Him. I fart rainbows, bleed coffee, and speak fluent sarcasm. Married to the love of my life, Luke. Proud SnarkAlec.

Where the Wild Things Are, NC
Joined May 2009
Scott Troutman-Wise retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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Got early voting done today! Was happy to see that many of the races in my district were uncontested and I only had to skip voting for one office.
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