Author of American Pub Trivia, *THE* Trivia Guy, Actual Ph.D, Jokester: I don't want people to think I'm stuffy, you know, no fun... All brain, no penis.
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My buddy Keith Appleby from Oregon is on Instagram now!
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Curse words abound in tonight's edition of Quizzo. Curse words general knowledge, then curse words in movies in the picture round. Then, curse words in songs in the audio round.
Fuck it! 7pm. The Drake!
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"Hate and Fear" in Round 1 tonight! And, no Trumo questions! How do I do it????
Then, Gratuitous nudity in the picture round! Not kidding!
7pm tonight at The Drake!
Hey Kids! Yes, we are going to do trivia tonight at The Drake. A rare (these days) theme round in the first round!
See you soon! 7PM. Prizes!
"Girls" in Round 1, Stock Character Types in the picture round, "Famous Lovers" in the matching round.
Tonight, and every Monday, 7pm at The Drake, cash prizes!
Alright kids, gotta good one for Monday, 7/23 at the Drake!
TV theme songs in the audio round. And, a round on languages. Super fun. 7PM on Monday! Prizes!!!
Quizzo Tonight at the Drake! 7PM. Not done writing the questions yet, but I think I am going to go old school and do "Star Wars", 4 questions about questions about Stars, 4 questions about Wars, 1 question... facebook.com/QuizzoPubTrivia…
Almost forgot... trivia tonight! 7PM at The Drake! Got some movies and literature stuff for you guys! Prizes! See you soon!
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Alright, I already gave you the teaser for the Harry Potter round. Also, going to do a rare theme round and "TV Show Best Friends" in the picture round. Tonight, 7PM, The Drake. Prizes.
@latelateshow What is with the typo in your name? "Shiw"? Am I missing something? Anyway, this is the first time in *forever* that your monologue didn't include a Trump reference. Bad enough he is President, glad you could help me escape that fact for 5 minutes this evening. :-)
Bigly thanks to @TheDailyShow and @Trevornoah for not "opening with the Trump joke" every single night as all the other late night shows do. It's hard to do. But, it gives my life some sense of normalcy in these crazy times.
@LateNightSeth Well, This is from two weeks ago. And, you did several of these jokes last night.... Honestly, what do you think the over/under is on how times you do the "Melania is a hostage joke" per week? 2.5? Remember, you are off on Fridays..... xitter.gq/Se7enPhoenix/status/98…
@LateNightSeth I am going to predict your first five punchlines tonight: 1. Someone named Stormy! 2. Eric is *that* dumb! 3. Melania is a hostage! 4. He looks like a....(Insert Making Fun Of Someone's Looks Here).....Keebler Elf! 5. Because they are all criminals! #LazyComedy
I *loved* @StephenAtHome when he played an arrogant, conservative, douche character on Comedy Central. It was brilliant parody. But, this smug, liberal, douche character that he is playing on @colbertlateshow is just a little too on the nose and over the top for me. :-(
@LateNightSeth I am going to predict your first five punchlines tonight: 1. Someone named Stormy! 2. Eric is *that* dumb! 3. Melania is a hostage! 4. He looks like a....(Insert Making Fun Of Someone's Looks Here).....Keebler Elf! 5. Because they are all criminals! #LazyComedy